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Edited by Lu-Gi-Ah:
2/2/2016 4:38:12 AM
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What Will Lord Shaxx Say In Crimson Doubles?
We all love Lord Shaxx and his witty banter in the crucible. From telling us that "this battle will test all that we are" to yelling "Seventh column!"
He even has an opening statement for Iron Banner: "The Iron Lords are watching."
So what do you think Shaxx will say when we begin Crimson Doubles?
Edit: Love these sexual innuendos... uhh I mean comments.
Edit 2: This is amazing! I can't believe what I'm seeing!
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Edited by FriedPK: 2/2/2016 10:05:18 PMNew Shaxx quotes round 2(first list was apparently too psychopathic) ok here we go! Intros: "Love is a powerful weapon, use it to your advantage!" "Break their hearts! Friend zone them!" "Crimson Doubles Elimination! Ruby/Sapphire team.(cause why not?) Kill: "Killing a loved one is not something o be worried about, its their lover who will have your head!" "If you hear closely, you can hear a heart break!" Double kill: "Yes! The strength of your love overpowers their platonic one!" "Couple down!" Revive: "It's not over until you both die as one!" 5 kill streak: "If love this strong exists, then I must have a chance!" Loss: "Til death do part, Guardians." "They say the eyes are the window into the soul, stare harder next time!" Win: "All's fair in love and war, but they didn't have a chance against you two!" "Celebrate your victory not as a single Guardian, but as an unbeatable couple!" Tie: "This match is tied, but you must love harder!" Death of teammate: "Will you stand there shocked or will you avenge your fallen teammate with the power of a broken heart?!" "Your teammate is down, will there ever be a second date?" I tried my best to make these, I really hope you guys enjoy and Happy almost Crimson Days! ;)
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3 Replies"The Iron Lords are watching, if you know what I mean." "Harder guardians!" "Double down!... Get. A. Room." "Time to take of your shoes Guardians" "Stick together team, and you might GET SOME!" "Your hardest wasn't hard enough, get back to it." And my favorite "The "rift" has opened"
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my father gave me a small loan of a million dollars
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9 Replies"It's time to dance, Guardians!" "You think you're a better pair than they are? PROVE IT!" "There is no love in war. Tear them apart, Guardians." "Make them bleed for their love!" "Nothing comes between you two. Good job!" "Your partner has fallen. Avenge them!" "You tried, but they were more compatible this time, Guardian."
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2 Replies"Prove that your love is stronger than your light!" "I sure wish I had someone to love, but then again I'm married to bloodshed and bullets!" "Love is beautiful, but so is DEATH!" "YES! Couple down!" "How does it feel to kill your enemy's one true love? I bet it feels fantastic!" "You better share that ammo, or he/she might dump you!" "Endless, ENDLESS DEATH. Oh and uh...love" "I guess there won't be a second date?" "*sniffles* oh, your love for each other is so strong! NOW KIIILLL!!" "I ship it! I ship it VERY much! "Victory kiss! Or hug...or hand grab or...oh I'm so alone! "Your love wasn't strong enough guardian, how will you have children if you can't even win a match of doubles????!"
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"Give your teammate a kiss, Guardian!"
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Edited by TLA94: 2/1/2016 11:59:51 PM"What I wouldn't give to fight with you two beneath the walls! I would tear up a Vex Valentine card with my teeth! I would sear the Cabal with my burning light of love! Buy the Fallen Kells personal boxes of chocolate candy, and eat it in there faces! I... I've been watching too many Crimson Doubles matches." "Can you feel the love tonight guardian?" "I had a lover once... but that's another story. Get in there guardian!"
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"Well fought Guardians... Now kiss..."
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Maybe it'll be a double commentary like sports events with Shaxx and a female npc
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4 RepliesWho says Shaxx will be the announcer? We had Amanda Holliday do SRL, so why not another of the Tower reps to do it? I say we either get Tess, or Cayde to announce for the Crimson Doubles. I love Claudia Black's voice. Very sexy. (Fillion is okay too i guess...lol)
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Edited by Cowboy: 2/1/2016 6:54:58 AM[i]"Aren't they lovely together? Now shoot them!" "Make their hearts bleed for each other!" "There are no happy endings, prove it to them!" "This isn't a battle to prove your devotion, but eliminate their's." "True love is a bond unbroken." "Break their hearts, guardian, in every way possible." "No chocolates, no roses, no mercy" "Love isn't a physical until you see it bleed." "You can't woo the enemy, but you can kill them."
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Edited by Gaddai: 2/1/2016 6:08:06 AM"Congratulations, guardian. NOW GET A ROOM!" "That is money shot, guardian!" "This is doubles guardian but you wrecked them like a gangbang!" "Make them your bitch!" (After auot rifle kill) "Hose 'em down sweet and sticky, guardian!" Edit Add: "Do you still need a Chaperone?" Instead of double down, triple down, you get: "First base! Second base!"
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"Aren't they lovely together? Now shoot them!" "Make their hearts bleed for each other!" "There are no happy endings, prove it to them!" "This isn't a battle to prove your devotion, but eliminate their's." "True love is a bond unbroken." "Break their hearts, guardian, in every way possible." "No chocolates, no roses, no mercy" "Love isn't physical until you see it bleed." "You can't woo the enemy, but you can kill them." "Don't let your compassion cloud your instinct, warrior." "You didn't choose each other, the crucible did." "The heart is for a well placed shot, not petty emotion." "I can hear it! Yes! Their hearts are thumping with fear!" "You have lust in your eyes. The lust for war." "Love is strong. War is stronger." "This isn't a date, it's a massacre." "They are acting on impulse, guardian, not their training." "Don't hold back, guardian. I'm winking by the way." "You cant expect blood from a stone, but you can a broken heart." "Some people suffer for another's love. Others love to see another's suffer."
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It's time to smash!
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2 Replies"Pull out guardians, you are done"
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Last guardian standing- "you failed your partner now avenge them"
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What are you doing guardians?! Protect yourself! The crucible is no place for babies!
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2 RepliesI hope he'll say: 'I apologise for this sorry excuse for an event in the absence of any dlc, a new raid or anything like that, Guardian.' Somehow that seems unlikely.
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"Make war, not love!"
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Does shaxx have a baby mama?
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-blam!-herrightinthepussy
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Surprise Round!! Swap partners
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3 Replies"Hey! You two should kiss!"
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Harder guardian harder
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Let's shaxxx that booty!
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2 RepliesSame shit he always says, because adding in more voice acting would mean they would have had to plan this more than a few weeks ago.
