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Edited by Lu-Gi-Ah:
2/2/2016 4:38:12 AM
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What Will Lord Shaxx Say In Crimson Doubles?
We all love Lord Shaxx and his witty banter in the crucible. From telling us that "this battle will test all that we are" to yelling "Seventh column!"
He even has an opening statement for Iron Banner: "The Iron Lords are watching."
So what do you think Shaxx will say when we begin Crimson Doubles?
Edit: Love these sexual innuendos... uhh I mean comments.
Edit 2: This is amazing! I can't believe what I'm seeing!
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Edited by Cowboy: 2/8/2016 3:11:54 AMCayde might be spectating
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Handys are for losers. Now fight. And win for your blow job
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He'll ask why you're still playing this game.
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Congrats guardian, you earned [i]my[/i] ghallerhorn ;)
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I would join you guardians but I'm kinky for some fallen ass.
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"Love is war! Get out there and give them chocolate hell!" (When one person dies) "Stay down! They can't snipe-res you!" (To the person alive) "Your lover is down! You will avenge your lover! (Gets sniped in the head) You disappoint, Guardian. Get out"
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His traditional "Oh my..." but with a bit more George Takei. :-D
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[i]All of fair in love and war.[/i]
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Double down!
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Bring me their hearts
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'Look I know I'm a very handsome guy but I've had my eye on the ship right holiday for quite some time now , so sorry I will not be your valentine this year'
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3 Replies[b][i]"Aren't they lovely together? Now shoot them!" "Make their hearts bleed for each other!" "There are no happy endings, prove it to them!" "This isn't a battle to prove your devotion, but eliminate their's." "True love is a bond unbroken." "Break their hearts, guardian, in every way possible." "No chocolates, no roses, no mercy" "Love isn't physical until you see it bleed." "You can't woo the enemy, but you can kill them." "Don't let your compassion cloud your instinct, warrior." "You didn't choose each other, the crucible did." "The heart is for a well placed shot, not petty emotion." "I can hear it! Yes! Their hearts are thumping with fear!" "You have lust in your eyes. The lust for war." "Love is strong. War is stronger." "This isn't a date, it's a massacre." "They are acting on impulse, guardian, not their training." "Don't hold back, guardian. I'm winking by the way." "You cant expect blood from a stone, but you can a broken heart." "Some people suffer for another's love. Others love to see another suffer." "I don't understand. I thought your loyalty was to the crucible." [i]"Play your heart out, guardian[/i]." "Your bond should be between you and your gun, but this works too."
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2 Replies"Fight back! Catch them with their pants down!"
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SHOW THEIR BUTT HOLES NO MERCY GUARDIAN
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You pounded them hard guardian! No lube, no nothing!
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1 ReplyThey say searching for lube is like searching for a b[b]i[/b]tch. When you find a mega b[b]i[/b]tch that doesn't like sex but she becomes your wife, you find lube to rub your dick with, because they're the same. [spoiler]It's in the song called Runaway (U & I) by Galantis[/spoiler] [spoiler]For people that know the song already: you might get this joke[/spoiler]
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Edited by A Wax Yogi Bear: 2/3/2016 11:17:25 AMDouble Penetration! DP them Guardian or don't come back. Tag Teaming is the only path to victory. Now that's what I call some hard loving guardian. Two Guardians one Victory .. Good job. Does it please you when Lord Saladin watches you two?!
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Break their bond, break their faces.
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1 ReplyI know this is awful, but this immediately popped into my head: "BEND OVER AND TAKE IT IN THE A**, GUARDIAN! SPLENDID!!"
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1 ReplyUse protection!
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1 ReplySEVENTH COLUUUUMNNN!!! [spoiler]He says when he is inside Amanda Holiday[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesThey should make cayde the commentator for crimson doubles since he is the lady's guy
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[spoiler]-blam!- her right in the pussy[/spoiler]
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(In his best austin powers voice) would you like to shaxx baby?!
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*When you lose* "They ripped you a new one guardian, play another one for your dignity!" "Your partner has filed for a divorce."
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1 Reply"Ive been looking for a reason to break this other horn off in my ass."
