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Edited by Lu-Gi-Ah:
2/2/2016 4:38:12 AM
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What Will Lord Shaxx Say In Crimson Doubles?
We all love Lord Shaxx and his witty banter in the crucible. From telling us that "this battle will test all that we are" to yelling "Seventh column!"
He even has an opening statement for Iron Banner: "The Iron Lords are watching."
So what do you think Shaxx will say when we begin Crimson Doubles?
Edit: Love these sexual innuendos... uhh I mean comments.
Edit 2: This is amazing! I can't believe what I'm seeing!
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5 RepliesEdited by TheIntersect: 3/10/2016 2:51:51 AMYou're the guy who used my account to get me black spindle when I was on a business trip a couple months back! Thanks so much bro!
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No talking,just random heart+kiss emojis
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"You know what they say about guardians who use shotguns, Impress her guardian"
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*partner dies* "You've lost a loved one, avenge them!"
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*partner dies* "You've lost a loved one, avenge them!"
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10 Replies[b][u]Mercy Rule:[/u][/b] "This, [i]guardian[/i] is the only time your partner is glad you finished early."
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64 RepliesEdited by Cowboy: 2/11/2016 2:02:44 PM[b][i]"Aren't they lovely together? Now shoot them!" "Make their hearts bleed for each other!" "There are no happy endings, prove it to them!" "This isn't a battle to prove your devotion, but eliminate their's." "True love is a bond unbroken." "Break their hearts, guardian, in every way possible." "No chocolates, no roses, no mercy" "Love isn't physical until you see it bleed." "You can't woo the enemy, but you can kill them." "Don't let your compassion cloud your instinct, warrior." "You didn't choose each other, the crucible did." "The heart is for a well placed shot, not petty emotion." "I can hear it! Yes! Their hearts are thumping with fear!" "You have lust in your eyes. The lust for war." "Love is strong. War is stronger." "This isn't a date, it's a massacre." "They are acting on impulse, guardian, not their training." "Don't hold back, guardian. I'm winking by the way." "You cant expect blood from a stone, but you can a broken heart." "Some people suffer for another's love. Others love to see another suffer." "I don't understand. I thought your loyalty was to the crucible." [i]"Play your heart out, guardian[/i]." "Your bond should be between you and your gun, but this works too." "Isn't it beautiful? The carnage, not you two." "They say love is in the air, guardian. All I smell is gunpowder." "I hope you picked a partner worth dying for." "Take the bullet for your partner, not from them." "Without emotion, no wars would be won." All dressed up and nowhere to go. I need a partner to boogie with. Message name above ps4
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1 ReplyPHENOMENAL FANTASTIC WORK I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I'M SEEING SEVENTH BONER
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Looking for bae for crimson and chill message ANWD preferably a girl but I'm open
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Puck her right in the fussy.
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"You are going in dry. Have no mercy."
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Instead of the usual multi kills...(not mine btw, but appropriately fitting)
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" I'm a Laaaydeeee"
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"This is amazing!.. Now, kiss."
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She belongs in the kitchen!!
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No means yes and yes means Anal
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1 ReplyBend over Guardian, and take it like a man.
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Use protection guardian!
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1 ReplyI feel like a couple class-specific ones would be good: [i]Titans[/i] [u]Don't just break their hearts. Pound them to pieces![/u] [u]Hammer your love into a weapon and slay your opponents![/u] [u]Does it look like the Crucible is meant for sentimentality?[/u] [u]This is a battle, not a love triangle! Get back out there![/u] [i]Hunters[/i] [u]You must be like a Cupid, except you will spread death instead of love.[/u] [u]Cut them up like the stem of a rose![/u] [u]The heart is placed there so you can shoot it, so shoot it![/u] [u]No sentimentality, Guardian. Pierce them with your weapons![/u] [i]Warlocks[/i] [u]Set their hearts ablaze with your fire![/u] [u]Give your power to them like a box of chocolates with a bomb planted in them![/u] [u]Sharing is caring. Share your lightning with them, Guardian![/u] [u]You're stronger than this. Put down the roses and prove that to them![/u]
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[i]send them home crying! Show them love isn't for everyone! Break them apart! I heard they didn't love you! Crush them for that! [/i] I'm gonna need to make some more...
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1 ReplyWhatever the hell I want to
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1 Reply"Hunters and Warlocks sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G"
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I hope I never find out.
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"Go cause a breakup"
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Edited by Cowboy: 2/8/2016 3:11:54 AMCayde might be spectating
