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Edited by Ambo:
2/6/2016 3:50:34 AM
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What not to say at a funeral.
Think of something messed up that no sane person would say at a funeral.
The best ideas will be added to this list.
My ideas:
1. "He looks like he's asleep. This is almost as fake as WWE."
2. "This party sucks."
3. "Five bucks he's alive."
4. "Whose birthday is it?"
5. "Another one bites the dust!"
6. "Try to hold back your tears, they make people uncomfortable."
7. "He'll wake up soon."
8. "Quick! Let's draw all over his face before he wakes up!"
9. "He had it coming."
10. "It's funny, I always thought Grandpa would be the first to go."
Others' ideas:
1. "Hey girl. Why are you sad? Wanna help me put the "Fun" in funeral? " (Giggity Wolf)
2. "Hey, I think he's moving"
*Waits till everyone runs over to the coffin*
"Just kidding" (TheFanaticSløth )
3. Go up to some old people and say "You're next." (Raijin )
4. "So he owed me 20 bucks should I ask his mother or wife for the money?" (PhillyPhil75)
5. "Who only brought one body to the necrophiliac party?" (The Civilizar)
6. Go up to someone crying "don't worry, it's ok, he's with satan now" (ShockTrue622)
7. "So are we burying him alive or is it just a mannequin?" (Almighty Peanut)
English
#Offtopic
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Where's the wifi?
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Bitch
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Start singing "You are Dead" from Total Distortion.
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"Anyone wanna take one last selfie with Grandma?"
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Ask the widow if they're doing anything tonight. Either that or walk around asking people to pull your finger.
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Constantly remind everyone that they all just showed up for the free food, not because they cared. I mean come on, it's Aunt Helga. We all hated her for fuсks sake.
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Uploaded on YouTube 52 minutes ago: CRAZY FUNERAL PRANK|GONE WRONG|GONE SEXUAL|
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Its just a prank bro, look at the camera!
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Edited by Haknir: 2/1/2016 5:03:18 AM"Darn, he owed me $20, quick, grab his wallet."
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Buy my mixtape ;)
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Finally, he was such a pain in the ass...
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He'll face a jury in hell
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Nah he's not dead he is just jinx and doesn't wanna pay up
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Tell their grandparents "Well, see you two here next week?"
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Watch him turn into a Zombie and kill us all.
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Edited by Some Black Guy: 2/1/2016 4:34:48 AM"I can't believe she's gone man." "I know, it happened so fast." " I didn't think she'd leave us by choking." "I told you, she gave a really mean blow job."
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Edited by RealismIsTheBest: 2/1/2016 4:21:34 AMWhen my grandpas Mom died this lady wore a pink shirt to the funeral which is disrespectful you are supposed to wear dark colors so my grandpa said to her "Yeah well you and your big tits are next"
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Alright the strippers will be here soon
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One of my friends asked out a girl at a funeral once, not knowing the person who died was her grandmother. God man, I still can't stop laughing about it when I see him..
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My victims funeral is the safest place to hide from the popo. I also just came here to -blam!- a corpse afterwards
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Oh man, this is tragic. Wheres the food ?
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"Want to prank him before he wakes up?!"
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....you know he's never waking up right?
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2 RepliesEdited by RynoTheEdgeLord: 1/31/2016 6:40:20 PM"Eat the dessert first, life's short." [spoiler]A guy actually told me this at a funeral while we were in line for food. It wasn't a joke either. He was stoic when he said it.[/spoiler]
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Ask your mom if we can have a sleepover... Wait....
