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Edited by Ambo:
2/6/2016 3:50:34 AM
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What not to say at a funeral.
Think of something messed up that no sane person would say at a funeral.
The best ideas will be added to this list.
My ideas:
1. "He looks like he's asleep. This is almost as fake as WWE."
2. "This party sucks."
3. "Five bucks he's alive."
4. "Whose birthday is it?"
5. "Another one bites the dust!"
6. "Try to hold back your tears, they make people uncomfortable."
7. "He'll wake up soon."
8. "Quick! Let's draw all over his face before he wakes up!"
9. "He had it coming."
10. "It's funny, I always thought Grandpa would be the first to go."
Others' ideas:
1. "Hey girl. Why are you sad? Wanna help me put the "Fun" in funeral? " (Giggity Wolf)
2. "Hey, I think he's moving"
*Waits till everyone runs over to the coffin*
"Just kidding" (TheFanaticSløth )
3. Go up to some old people and say "You're next." (Raijin )
4. "So he owed me 20 bucks should I ask his mother or wife for the money?" (PhillyPhil75)
5. "Who only brought one body to the necrophiliac party?" (The Civilizar)
6. Go up to someone crying "don't worry, it's ok, he's with satan now" (ShockTrue622)
7. "So are we burying him alive or is it just a mannequin?" (Almighty Peanut)
English
#Offtopic
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Wake up
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Shame he never got to see Deadpool
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1 Reply*Fling open the casket while screaming "OPEN THE DOOR"* *jump in with the body "GET ON THE FLOOR"* *play dead* "EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR" [spoiler]If any living dinosaurs are triggered by this, I apologize. I really tried to care, but I'm not sorry.[/spoiler]
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"Isn't God good?"
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11 RepliesWhen my dad passed away we had this guy sing songs and his singing was so bad I busted out laughing for like 20 min. I feel bad but I couldn't stop laughing.
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Can I put my dick in it
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"He owes me money so can I just take the body?" "Eh, he had it coming." "So are we burying him alive or is it just a mannequin?" "Still pretty hot when dead."
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Hey, at least now it's much easier to get her consent!
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Edited by Obscure Meme: 2/3/2016 6:05:30 PMHow am I supposed to perform my satanic rituals when my target is already dead? Wait a minute, I guess they worked.
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*Takes selfie with deceased* - Der
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Im glad i killed him.
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HE MOVED!!!! DID YOU SEE HE MOVED HOLY SHIT!!!!
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Edited by VenomJoe66: 2/3/2016 7:00:23 PM#1 [b]savage[/b]
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'i apologize'
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1 ReplySend nudes
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"Does he need a blanket?"
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1 ReplyHey, I thought he was an organ donor. Someone hand me a knife, little bobby needs that kidney.
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My bad
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1 ReplyOld people at weddings poke me and say "You're next", so I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
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Me: You smell nice Person We,re at a funeral! Me: You smell nice at this funeral
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Hilarious
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That'll look great on my wall!
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"Sorry, we got the wrong body"
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"You guys have insurance for this guy right?
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Gawd Damn what's that smell? That smells worse than aunt Sally's cooch!
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3 RepliesShh hold on he's respawning
