No one can suggest just the Big Bang or evolution could possibly create the greatness that is bacon.
Perfectly cooked bacon is divine and is pretty much proof that there is a God and how much he loves us.
Suck it Atheists...
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If God doesn't exist, then why do meteors always land in craters? Checkmate atheists.
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2 Replieshttp://unitedchurchofbacon.org/
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1 ReplyBut [i]I[/i] cook my bacon perfectly... I'm God.
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3 RepliesIf it is divine, how come we don't get wings after eating it?
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Damn. He's got you atheists by the short and curly's this time.
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damnit, he's got us pinned
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I was gonna call it quits with religious debates for tonight, but BACON.
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1 ReplyGot me All hail BACON \'0'/
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God is a Spirit
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11 RepliesYou know eating bacon is actually a sin.
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I love bacon and God. Also read some posts Jesus made all foods pure it says so in the Bible.
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1 ReplyThe irony that you would call meat from a swine holy or divine is far more humorous than this blatant fecal record.
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2 RepliesScrew you and your need for attention! -_-
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Abrahamic god is satan confirmed.
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Preach mate
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Bacon really isn't that great
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[i] obviously the bible [/i] [spoiler] satire btw - to the same logic I can say spiderman is real. [/spoiler]
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3 RepliesIf bacon was truly perfect it wouldn't increase your chances of getting cancer. [spoiler]Checkm8 OP[/spoiler]
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Well played I guess you win I fold
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Shit we need a new plan of assault
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Got me.
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1 ReplyJokes on you, Bacon is to perfect, even for God. [i]Bacon is above God.[/i] [spoiler]Bacon is Love, Bacon is Life[/spoiler]
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7 Repliesgod actually forbade the eating of pork.... so ....
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Yup, you win, bacon is the ultimate argument of logic.
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1 ReplySo wait. does that mean god is a pig?