{{
`${userDetail.user.displayName}${userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode ? `#${standardizeBungieGlobalCode(userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode)}` : ""}`}}
{{getUserClans()}}
Edited by Eriena:
12/15/2015 5:55:40 PM
164
Stop stereotyping Australians...
Here are the [b]FACTS[/b]:
1. Yes in the outback we ride kangaroos instead of cars.
2. Yes in the outback we have "dropbears", which for those of you who don't know are koalas with fangs that drop down from trees onto their prey. Pretty gnarly.
3. Yes we have "shrimp on the barbie" (I guess it's a cultural thing).
4. We have the crappest internet in the world (worse than third world countries).
5. No we are not the most obese country in the world (don't try and cover it up America).
6. We call McDonald's "Maccas".
7. We do not have strict censors on movies - most R rated movies in the US are 15+ over here.
8. We have very noticeable accents.
With these [b]FACTS[/b] in mind please stop stereotyping Australia and Australians :)
English
#Offtopic
-
1 ReplyCan I have a Gobbie? [spoiler] If that's what you call them. (☞ ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡°)☞ [/spoiler]
-
The only Australian stereotype I believe is that you're all liberals terrified of guns who think they need to involve themselves in American politics.
-
M8 isn't it gr8 m8?
-
I don't stereotype Australians. I got a couple Australian friends and they're awesome haha
-
Is it true that Australians don't like being called "Australians" (and instead English or British)? In Australia's early days of independence, or so my eighth grade history teacher taught, those who lived there considered being called "Australian" offensive.
-
Australia has no bad stereotypes. And they aren't stereotypes either. They're true. All of it.
-
7 RepliesList of things that will try to kill you Redback spider Funnel web spider Cobwebs "the panic attack takes years off" Giant orb spiders Bird eating spiders "go big or go home" blue ringed octopus Taipan tiger snake box jellyfish The Heat Sunburn "sorry irish ppl" Bondi beach Cone snails Stone fish Anybody named Tony Everybody if your Tony Abbott Sharks Kangaroos "their kicks [b]shatter[/b] bones" Giant centipedes Cassowaries "ostrich looking things" Magpies Brown snakes Black snakes White snakes -blam!- it, ALL snakes Honey bees "they fight dirty AF" Flies "50v1 place your bets" Great white sharks "smile you son of a bïtch, sharkparty" Crocodiles Puffer fish PC police Blue bottle jellyfish Paralysis Ticks "dont ask, just dont" Bull Ants "they grow to 4CM long.... Four -blam!-ing centimetres" The Cold Drunk drivers Centrelink on a Wednesday Sting Rays "RIP Steve you -blam!-ing legend" Whales Penguins "not kidding" Id go on but its 11:38pm and my pet crocodiles need their midnight snack
-
3 RepliesAll the auzies I've played with have been cool
-
7 RepliesI heard you guys treat your ladies like shit.
-
10 RepliesYour beer sucks, imo.
-
Bwahahhahahahahhahahahhahhhahahhahhahahitlerhahahahhahahhahannukahhahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahaha
-
9 RepliesDidn't you leave out sheep molesting. Or is that a kiwi thing? Can never remember
-
Oi m8 lets git sum shrimp on tha Barbie
-
Edited by Skinny George R.R. Martin: 12/17/2015 5:34:35 PMAre all Australians -blam!- -blam!-ing -blam!- who -blam!- each other whilst -blam!-ing?
-
4 RepliesAny people who can live in a country where spiders jump out the -blam!-ing sky to eat birds are ok people in my book
-
3 RepliesEdited by CMDR Mat2596: 12/16/2015 8:37:08 PM*Has shrimp in one hand and a sack of charcoal in the other* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [spoiler]Nah I'm kidding, I love you guys! :)[/spoiler]
-
5 RepliesStill just descents of the scum and villainy we got rid of.
-
-
I agree mic dundee
-
5 RepliesDid you know Australia is #5 fattest country in the world? It is pretty shocking to see a country surrounded by sunny beaches on all sides sitting at #5 on the fattest country list. But nearly a quarter of all Australians (24.6%) are actually obese. And though their government has taken steps to try to reduce that number, nothing they do seems to work.
-
Cool [spoiler]M8[/spoiler]
-
I want a pet drop bear
-
2 RepliesWhat happened to " men at work" they had some good tunes.
-
How does living upside down feel?
-
I like that you have the band Transport. When are they doing another album
-
3 RepliesWe call everyone 'c[b]u[/b]nt. Friends are c[b]u[/b]nts, enemies are c[b]u[/b]nts. F[b]u[/b]ck is the most used word. We love beer. Where's my f[b]u[/b]cking beer c[b]u[/b]nt?
