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12/13/2015 2:42:15 PM
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When Chuck Norris plays Destiny he....
Gets three top 3 finishes in one SRL race.
Anyone?
English
#Destiny
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1 ReplyWhen Ma'aul saw Chuck Noris, he advanced in the other direction.
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1 ReplyWhatever Oryx takes, he gives Chuck Norris 20%
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...kills the architects. [spoiler]this should win automatically [/spoiler]
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Supports a pro gun Republican agenda that's out of touch with reality.
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3 RepliesWent to the prison of elders, the inmates come out and immediately run screaming "-blam!- this shit, I'm out" Or... Fought crota and won with just his three fists
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Ghost got the name wrong of the 3rd hive God toward the end of regicide. He said it was Nokris but in reality it was Noris as in Chuck Noris, everyone is just to scared to want to believe it.
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He goes to SRL with an Interceptor with agressive braking and Overdrive.
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He plays on the Xbox.
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He poops in his pants when he sees Sir Christopher Lee the real deal. Sas and a [url=http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law]-godwinslaw!-[/url] Hunter in WW2
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The cryptarch asks Chuck Norris specifically what exotic he wants when he turns in his rare engrams
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He drops decent gear.
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The Darkness didnt defeat the Traveler... Rasputin didnt defeat the Traveler... Chuck Norris mistook it for his golf ball...
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I'm so impressed with some of these!
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You go 1v1 with Chuck in the crucible. In his left hand is the 1st Curse & in his right hand is The Last Word.. He drops both guns, stares you down, your head explodes!!! That's CN's 1000 Yard-Stare. In a low intimidating voice he whispers, "YOURS NOT MINE".
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1 ReplyThe devs once tried to pit chuck Norris against smoggypluto. That universe's implosion is the reason destiny is the way it is today
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Throws a grenade, gets seventh column 10 times. [spoiler]the grenade exploded a second later[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyChuck Norris and Mr T were originally cast in the film Brokeback mountain. The project was abandoned however, as if these two were ever to kiss - God would die.
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He looses to Bruce Lee in ToO and goes 8-1 1000 times
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Chuck norris runs the srl in wellies with bricks tied to them and still wins.
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Chuck Norris made oryx so scared he died and shit himself to saturn
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Plays a Hunter! :D
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3 RepliesIs the reason Holliday is Jolly.
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5 RepliesHe gets killed by camping snipers. Same as everyone else right now
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2 RepliesHe turns off aim assist.
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The Dreadnaught never blasted the rings of Saturn to bits - that was happened when Rockey's fists met chuck Norris' round house kick
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Chuck Norris got a 7th column with a grenade... [spoiler]then it exploded.[/spoiler]
