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12/13/2015 2:42:15 PM
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When Chuck Norris plays Destiny he....
Gets three top 3 finishes in one SRL race.
Anyone?
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#Destiny
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He creates new loot caves.
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1 Reply....makes fun of all the idiots who haven't graduated to all the better games out these days.
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1 ReplySecond place caught up to Chuck Norris in a sparrow race once.... Then got wiped out by his super
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4 RepliesChuck Norris has 100% Intellect, 100% Discipline and 100% Strength
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1 ReplyHe solos vault of glass without cheating
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2 RepliesGuardians kill 99.9% of thrall they meet. Chuck Norris kills 100% of whatever the f[u]u[/u]ck he wants
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When Chuck Norris plays Destiny, he scolds people for still keeping this lame, dry meme alive.
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Edited by Loyalpayer: 12/14/2015 2:29:15 PMChuck norris gets good drops off kings fall.
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5 RepliesWhen Chuck Norris plays Destiny the architects kill themselves.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go down in the pit pit The pit goes down on chuck Norris
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1 ReplyHas bungie make dlc expansions for him in year two.
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Chuck Noris doesn't enter darkness zones. Darkness enter Chuck Noris zones.
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1 ReplyChuck Norris makes destiny contact their own servers...
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1 ReplyWhen Chuck Norris walks into the room with totems, the warpriest automatically deems him worthy
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When Chuck Norris logs into destiny, Lord Shaxx says " this is amazing."
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There used to be 4 Bond Brothers but Chuck showed mercy.
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5 RepliesChuck Norris is the crucible not shaxx We've awoken the hive. The hive awoke chuck Norris. The stranger has time to explain for chuck Norris Chuck Norris has year two gjallarhorn Chuck Norris already solod the next raid I'm sorry my jokes suck plz don't hate me
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1 ReplySells exotics to xur
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4 RepliesLord Shaxx: How many sit ups can you do? Chuck Norris: All of them
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Chuck Norris doesn't play the Hunter class, the word hunt implies an element of probability, Chuck Norris mains the Killer class.
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1 ReplyChuck Norris' controller has no options button, because Chuck Norris doesn't need options.
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When Chuck Norris plays Destiny, the Darkness doesn't consume him. He consumes the Darkness.
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Presence of Chuck Norris stop Crotas' shield regeneration.
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He once punched the ground on the moon, the result of that punch was the hellmouth
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13 RepliesEdited by nevai: 12/13/2015 4:32:55 PMOn a Black Garden mission Chuck Norris' Ghost asks Vex: "Think you can kill a God?"
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6 Replies........makes the Destiny servers contact him.
