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Edited by KrishnaDaBeast:
11/26/2015 2:00:02 AM
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HERE IN MY VAULT..
[u][b]COMEDY CENTRAL[/b][/u]
Step right up folks
For a fun night here at COMEDY CENTRAL
All you have to do is
make a joke about destiny
and laugh along the ride.
Please have fun and share a funny comment about destiny's problems XD I want to read them all <3
[b]Here in my vault
Looking at my exotics
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE MORE THAN MY EXOTICS?
KNAWLEDGE!
That's why I read a grimoire card everyday [/b]
[u]By KrishnaTheBeast [/u]
[b]What did the cursed thrall say before he blew up?
Alak-hul Akbar[/b]
[u]by Parker52701[/u]
[b]There once was a Vandal named Randall
who's strength the Guardians couldn't handle
Warlocks they tried, the hunters just cried
but the sunbreaker lit him up like a candle.[/b]
[u]By Cankle J[/u]
[b]Exotics are yellow
Rares are blue
The First Curse is blue
When is it supposed to be yellow[/b]
[u]By Deadshot_[/u]
[b]Here in my prison
Just bought a new scorch cannon
But you know what I like more than my scorch cannon
Killing guardians
I try to kill a guardian once a day that's why I had all these skiffs installed
-Skolas Kell of Lamborghinis [/b]
[u]By R34PSH4DOW[/u]
[b]"A sun breaker walks into a bar.
There was no counter"[/b]
[u] by natedarkswain[/u]
[b]Why did the Minotaur fail in court?
Because his defense was Void.[/b]
[u]By DoctorMcCoy1701[/u]
[b]What do Minotaurs wrap their sandwiches in?
Praetorian Foil[/b]
[u]By Jykeous [/u]
[b]Why can't Oryx breath?
because he has no heir.[/b]
[u]By Ancientwarlock1[/u]
[b]Eris Mourn isn't that attractive but I'd Stillpierce her Dark Below[/b]
[u]By MutantEarth4 [/u]
[b]Here in my throne
Just got my new sword
But you know what I like better than swords?
SWORD BEARERS so guardians can kill them, then kill me. -_-
RIP THE DREAM!
-Crota, Son of Oryx[/b]
[u]By Whirlwind7982[/u]
[b]Roses are black
Violets are black
Everything is black
I need a cleanse.[/b]
[u]By PaladinHighlord [/u]
Like if I made you smile :)
Most of these are seriously funny and worth the read
Going to shout out someone of the best jokes that liked XD <3
Thank you guys and gals for this amazing support on some pretty weird jokes <3
Wow we hit a 180+ smiles :)
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Edited by Edgin Mor: 3/22/2016 10:22:12 PMWhy doesn't oryx have tinder? Because he is taken ...
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1 ReplyWhen crota was born he had to live with a babysitter for most of his infancy when the baby sitter first started would you like to know what oryx said to her [spoiler]have fun wiping Crota's end :)[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesDamn girl are you standing on a sync plate? Cause you're making a spire rise in my pants!
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2 RepliesCayde is mellow Holiday is too Your Engram was yellow Here is your blue
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1 ReplyHere in my vault I look at my Stillpiercer and variety of cloaks. You know what i like more than Stillpiercer and cloaks? Bitching about titans. I try to make sure EVERYONE on the forum knows how much I bitch about titans at least once a day. -Every Hunter ever.
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Who would win in a staring contest, a hunter or a titan? Titans because they can't blink.
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1 ReplyI like my pvp how I like my flowers [spoiler]thornless[/spoiler]
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3 Replieshttp://i.imgur.com/mHvnZul.gif
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Here in my garage, eating my pasta linguine. But do you know what I like more than linguine? Macaroni. I eat one box every day.
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What did ghost say when your mom spread her legs? [spoiler]We've woken the Hive![/spoiler]
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Who did Eris Morn date? [spoiler]She courted oryx[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyThron never did elemental damage in destiny [spoiler]but it did do emotional damage on these forums[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyHere in my kitchen, making some fettuccine. Here with my iron, getting my clothes steamy. Here on pornhub, yanking my weenie.
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10 RepliesJust gonna leave this here...
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5 RepliesWhere did I put my multi-tool? I mida put it in the vault. ;)
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11 RepliesHere in my vault, listing all my exotics, here it is BAD DEEJU DEEJ'S BREATH DEEJERHORN HARD DEEJ HAWKDEEJ DEEJBREAKER DEEJVECTIVE MIDA MULTIDEEJ MONTE DEEJLO DEEJOCHASM NO DEEJ BEYOND PATIENCE AND DEEJ PLAN DEEJ POCKET INFINIDEEJ RED DEEJ SUROS REDEEJ SUPER DEEJ ADVICE THE 4TH DEEJMAN THE LAST DEEJ DEEJORN THUNDERDEEJ DEEJUTH UNIVERSAL DEEJ VEX DEEJOCLAST ZHALO SUPERDEEJ DEEJIAN STRATEGY TOUCH OF DEEJ DEEJEAN GEMINI THE FATE OF ALL DEEJ THE DEEJ RABBIT DEEJALOC NO DEEJ TO EXPLAIN THE FIRST DEEJ DEEJ OF SPADES LORD OF DEEJ DEEJLESTO DEEJAFTER THE DEEJERONE DEEJBREAKERS BOW SLEEPER DEEJULANT BLACK SPINDEEJ DEEJ'S PROMISE DEEJ-CASTER DEEJ-LIGHTER DEEJ-DRINKER DEEJLIGHT GARRISON ACDEEJ/0 FEEDBACK FENCE DEEJOLATION FISTS EMPYREAN BELLIDEEJ DEEJTERNAL WARRIOR THE DEEJONAUT PEREDEEJ GREAVES MARK OF THE DEEJFORGED MARK OF OBLIVIDEEJ MARK OF THE DEEJ MARK OF THE EXECUDEEJ ATS/8 TARANDEEJA BONES OF DEEJ DEEJOS CLOAK CLOAK OF THE DEEJING CLOAK OF OBLIVIDEEJ DEEJITON FORFEIT CELESTIAL DEEJHAWK SEALED AHAMDEEJA GRASPS DEEJRI'S STING DEEJSTALKER CLOAK DEEJIFIER ROBES NOTHING DEEJACLES THE IMPOSSIDEEJ MACHINES THE DEEJ DEEJ STAG CIRCLE OF DEEJ DEEJ BEYOND THE DEEJ TO COME DEEJCALLER BOND ATS/8 ARACHDEEJ ACHLYODEEJ SYMBIOTE AN INSURMOUNTABLE DEEJFORT APODEEJOSIS VEIL CLAWS OF AHAMDEEJA CREST OF ALPHA DEEJI CREST OF DEEJA LUPI DON'T DEEJ ME HEART OF DEEJIC FIRE HELM OF DEEJMOST LIGHT HELM OF DEEJ-14 KNUCKLEDEEJ RADAR DEEJ BEYOND NEMESIS LUCKY DEEJBERRY DEEJ OF THE THIRD MAN MK. 44 DEEJ ASIDES NO BACKUP DEEJ OBSIDIAN DEEJ RADIANT DEEJ MACHINES DEEJ WINGS SKULL OF DEEJ AHAMKARA DEEJFIRE PROTOCOL SUNDEEJERS THE DEEJAMENTARIUM THE DEEJHOUSE DEEJFANG VESTMENTS YOUNG AHAMKARA'S DEEJ
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9 Replies:( shame that all of the periodic table jokes [i]argon[/i]...
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Mr. Fruit- Damn girl, are your pants purple? Cause dat ass is legendary.
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Here at the hanger, Just bought a new ship today, It's fun to fly around in space, But you know what I like more than flying ships? Crashing them *[i]Error code while flying in[/i] I crash a new ship each day And I'm sent back to orbit.
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Roses are red, Your item is blue, The Engram was purple, Sucks to be you! -Rahool 2014
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1 ReplyRoses are red Gingers are pasty I fùckd up the relic Now everyone hates me
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2 RepliesHow do you make a Titan cry? Tell him he can't blink.
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Here i my vault, just brought out this old ghorn over here. But you know what I live more than irrelevant Y1 guns? Paywalls. I face a new paywall every other month...
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2 RepliesWhat's rasputin's favorite desert? (Couldn't think of anything else) [spoiler]rice pudding [/spoiler]
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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black *Guardian down* WHY DIDN'T YOU CLEANSE ME
