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Edited by My Crayonz:
11/20/2015 11:22:11 AM
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Fatebringer needs a HUGE buff
After finally killing the templar or whoever in the the vault of glass, I got the supposedly coveted Fatebringer to drop. I've read posts on the forums and watched videos on YouTube about how AMAZING this gun is. I was invited soon after to a kings fall raid and saw that as a wonderful opportunity to test my new gun. Let me tell you how terrible this gun really is. Taken thrall? Better get ready to fire half a magazine. Phalanx? Fire your magazine, reload and finish him off.
Overall, this gun is absolute trash and I don't recommend anyone to try it. Don't listen to the videos and other reviews. Fatebringer is TRASH.
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#Destiny
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2 RepliesYou're either Y2 or a troll.
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2 RepliesIs this a joke? Cause Fatebringer was a beast in year one. I legit can't tell if it's a joke
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1 ReplyWhat if everything you ever wanted... WAS TO KICK SHIT IN THE FACE!? FOREVER! THEN YOU NEED PEREGRINE GREAVES!!! PUT THESE SWEET-ASS LEGS ON YOUR TITAN AND YOU WILL F***ING DECIMATE THINGS WITH YOUR POWERFUL KNEES. THEY ARE GEMS. YOU WILL LOOK GLAMOROUS LIKE A STYLISH LADY WHILE YOU KNEE SOMEONE IN THE THROAT SO HARD THEIR TEETH GO FLYING OUT OF THEIR ASSHOLE! YOUR LEGS ARE BEDAZZLED! BEDAZZLED WITH THESTRENGTH OF 1,000 KODIAK BEARS IF KODIAK BEARS GAVE ZERO F***S ABOUT GRAVITY AND EVOLVED TO DO SWEET JUMPKICKS! YOU WILL SET YOUR CHILD ON YOUR KNEE TO GIVE HIM SOUND FATHERLY ADVICE ANDTHAT CHILD WILL F***ING EXPLODE BECAUSE YOUR KNEES ARE INSTANT DEATH! YOUR SON WILL DIE! YOUR WIFE WILL DIVORCE YOU! YOU WILL DIE ALONE ATOP THE MOUNTAIN OF CORPSES YOU'VE LEFT IN YOUR WAKE AS YOUR LIFE DISSOLVES INTO A NIGHTMARISH HELLSCAPE OF VIOLENCE AND DEPRAVITY! YOU WILL TAKE PEREGRINE GREAVES INTO THE CRUCIBLE AND YOU WILL MASSACRE PEOPLE! YOU WILL F*** THEM UP! YOU WILL KNEE BLADEDANCERS! DENIED! GET THAT BUTTERKNIFE THE F*** OUT OF HERE! YOU WILL KNEE RADIANT WARLOCKS AND CAUSE THEM TO WEEP RADIANT TEARS! YOU WILL KNEE GOLDEN GUNSLINGERS...CAREFULLY.... YOU WILL KNEE OTHER TITANS IN THEIR BUBBLES, DIVING INTO THEIR NEON DISCO DANCE PARTIES BLIND AS SHIT AND MURDERING THEM WITH YOUR ENERGY LEGS! IT IS YOUR BUBBLE NOW SO FU*** THAT GU---wait, shit...THE BUBBLE IS GONE BECAUSE OF YOU GODDAMMIT WHY THE F*** DID YOU DO THAT!? YOU WILL RUIN YOUR K/D LIKE I HAVE BECAUSE YOU ARE ADDICTED TO THE SWEET, SWEET SOUND OF INSTANT AIRBORNE DEATH! YOU WILL CATCH SO MANY SHOTGUN BLASTS TO THE FACE AND IT WILL BE WORTH IT WHEN YOU KNOCK A BLADEDANCER THE F*** OUT BEFORE HE CAN CHOP UP YOUR TEAM! EVERY PAINFUL DEATH WILL BE VALIDATED AS YOUR LEG COLLIDES WITH A FIERY WARLOCK'S FAGGY GOAT HAT SO HARD THAT HE'S RENDERED BRAIN-DAMAGED AND HIS FAMILY FIGHTS WITH THE STATE OF TEXAS TO TAKE HIM OFF OF LIFE-SUPPORT! HE WILL LIVE OFF OF TUBES! BECAUSE OF TEXAAAAAAS! PEREGRINE GREEAAAAAAAAAAVES!
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2 RepliesEdited by sugahface: 11/21/2015 5:23:37 AMIf you didn't have the year 1 version you have no clue what this gun was. A scout rifle range with hand cannon impact no drop off with fire fly and speed reload. It's the only primary you ever needed And arc burn.
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Please tell me it's a joke....
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2 RepliesWhoa whoa whoa Taken [b][i][u]phalanx[/u][/i][/b] in Kings Fall? Super legit
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1 Reply[b]BateBringer[/b]
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Bad troll bad
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Fatebringer is one of the few year 1 guns I haven't scrapped, obviously it's useless for year 2 activities but for year 1 shit it is still one of the best pve hand cannons in the game.
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1 ReplyObvious troll. Your Grimoire is shit.
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1 ReplyTroll. Your grimoire is complete shit btw
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1 ReplyEdited by ChaosTheoryjrh: 11/21/2015 3:37:36 AMYou have to kill Xylar to fully charge it. Duh.
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Smh at the people calling him a kinder guardian.. He has 5 million medal score. Do some research before you start making statements
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You're using it wrong. In order to get fate bringer to be a beast it needs to be the only primary legendary you own. You can keep exotics and other tiers, but if you have any legendary primary, be it in the vault or on your characters then it won't be good. As soon as you dismantle the gun becomes op
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2 RepliesIs this satire?
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1 Reply1. Dismantle all primary legendaries in your arsenal. 2. Equip Fatebringer into primary slot. 3. Stick it to the man. 4. Fatebringer infuses to 400 damage. 5. Profit.
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This has to be one of the funnier satire posts, mostly because [i]I[/i], at least, would never have expected it.
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2 RepliesWhere did you get that emblem? On your characters
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You have to be the funniest person on earth or just a prick.
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3 RepliesPlease be satire, please be satire.... *peeks* No? *facepalm*
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Wait, there's a gun called Fatebringer?
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Edited by Doc Doge: 11/21/2015 1:48:56 AMYou are watching videos from a year ago... [spoiler]Obvious b8 is obvious[/spoiler]
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6 RepliesEdited by beanman: 11/30/2018 7:15:38 AM
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Bump lol…
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Hoping this is satire
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2 RepliesFate bringer is like at max 170 attack idiot
