...[b][i]because he's -blam!-ing evil.[/i][/b] Make no mistake, he [b][i]will[/i][/b] try to woo you. You'll be offered gifts of [b]Max stability.[/b] Suspiciously good stats coupled with [b]firefly[/b] will arrive in your inventory. [b][i]However,[/i][/b] just like an old lady with fresh hair dye from behind, [b][i]you're being fooled.[/i][/b] This weekend, it was made [b]abundantly clear[/b] that Banshee is in fact, an [b][i]agent of chaos.[/i][/b] Be me, in my [b]copious amounts[/b] of generousity, decided to test out a weapon for Banshee. [b]Blah blah [i]Hakke[/i] hand cannon.[/b] "Cool", I thought. [quote]Take this into the Crucible. [/quote] "Oh....okay...." Banshee gettin' a little frisky here, but no matter. Turns out, [b]Banshee -blam!-ing hates me.[/b] So, into the Crucible I go. As luck would have it, a target presented itself on a silver platter. [b][i]Clearly[/i][/b] aiming at someone else, oblivious to my presence. I couldn't help but form a grin as I pulled that trigger, then again, and [b]again, [i]and again.[/i][/b] My smile was gone as quickly as my stock of weapon parts when [b]House of Wolves[/b] dropped. My [b]5 round magazine[/b] empty, and the enemy aware of my misfortune, greeted me with the all-to-familiar [b][i]da/da/da--da/da/da[/i][/b] of a pulse rifle. He must have sensed my dismay, for he [b]grieved[/b] quickly after annihilating me. Only assists could save me now. I followed around a friendly Titan, and for the first time ever I [b][i]prayed[/i][/b] to hear the [b][i]*CLINK!*[/i][/b]. One shot was all I would need, for I was invincible behind this flaming dealer of death and destruction. One hour of sorrow later, I dismantled the hand cannon in front of Banshee. I wanted to give him the finger, but that emote is not yet available. Instead I offered him a [b][i]slow clap,[/i][/b] and he trolled me by saying [b][i]"Looks like you had a rough night."[/i][/b] Yeah, yeah I'll give [b][i]you[/i][/b] a rough night, Banshee. [b]TL;DR[/b] Banshee is part of the darkness. Read his Grimoire backwards and highlight every 5th letter, alternating every 30th word forwards, it's confirmed there.