In actuality, 1. Watch Thrall approach 2. Find 3 bystanders (can work with 2) 3. Knock 1 unconscious or infuriate other 2 4. Run directly towards Thrall 5. Thrall's AI will be confused and back away 6. SMOKE BOMB 7. As smoke clears, thrall eats 1 of 2. 8. Start recording whatever happens next. 9. Upload to YouTube 10. Profit! 11. Realize thrall is still out there 12. Laugh at other people's misfortune 13. Thrall is there 14. Repeat steps 2-10 as necessary