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Edited by fatback1974:
10/23/2015 10:28:50 PM
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Wife says "oh good your off today, let's go get groceries."
Oh well.
Edit-grocery bounty completed. +100 wife reputation. Clean up then raid!
Edit 2-rank 1 exotic quest. Must win argument with The Last Word. Wife to OP please nerf.
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#Destiny
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5 RepliesWhat I can't seem to understand is that they want us to go shopping with them but when I want something I am told no and have to put it back forcing me not to get anything I want. My question is why did I have to come in the first place. ...
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Just gave my wife the first of crotA!
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1 ReplyWish I could like this twice
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I re-rolled my wife and got the "much hotter and younger fling" and the "I'm in control of my own shit" perks.
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6 RepliesDare i ask? What Exotic will she give...?
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9 RepliesDamn how long do y'all take to get groceries it's not a day long activity lol
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1 ReplyLmao nice man :D hope the wife rep helped. I have shitty RNG... my wife gives me shit that I dismantle immediately.
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Stay single - no kids or wife Profit
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lulz! My wife once had the great idea of us going to the Pottery Barn about 30 minutes before my favorite NFL team was about to play in the Super Bowl...and she was well aware of that. I rerolled her for a more reasonable and respectful wife.
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3 Replies-_- "bitch you've been home all god damn day and you want to wait until I get off work to go grocery shopping?"
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Mine gives me the gorgon stare if I haven't helped. It's best to help first, then raid. Lol
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2 RepliesHappy wife happy life and you have food it's a win win.
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2 RepliesFind a good tactic so your wife never takes you again: When she is trying to decide what to buy, sit on the floor (this is why my wife stopped taking me clothes shopping 20 years ago - it should work in any shop). Start fondling the fruit and vegetables while smiling with your eyes closed. Haven't done this personally, but either she will not take you shopping again or you will get banned from the store Start taking stuff from other people's baskets and put them in yours. They haven't paid for them yet so it isn't theft. Warning : This may not work out too well if they get violent or are armed The first idea is probably the safest
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LMAO! Bump
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You do know there is an app out where you can just order food from home without having to go out? It's kinda like buying planetary material for upgrades at the tower without all the pesky flying to the planets to farm mats.
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well see, i quit destiny right before ttk... so i now no longer have to worry about grinding my ass off every second i get. its pretty relaxing actually just playing casual games
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Haha! Bump
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When Golgoroth says we have to go get groceries, we go get groceries that stare isn't worth arguing with. As you already said "wife is Op please nerf"
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1 ReplyAfter reading all the comments.. [spoiler]best...post...ever![/spoiler]
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3 RepliesNext time she's off: "Oh good, you're off today! Let's go mow the lawn!"
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well done sir. well done.
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So good!
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2 RepliesMy wife has red death so I'll be using my sword for a bit
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2 RepliesReroll her or dismantle.
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2 Replies"I'll stay here wit the kiddos, you go shopping. you time would be nice"
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Eat that pussy
