Make a five word phrase (poem) that will scare the living bejeezus out of anyone
For example:I checked your browser history
English
#Offtopic
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I will bump this post
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Multiple splinters in your anus.
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Babe I missed my period
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Your mum's chest hair.
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1 ReplyMicro transactions in halo
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Bring dat asz here pegboi
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1 ReplyOp is fgt
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Deej is your dad
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I will bang your mom
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You are being deported alien -Donald Trump 2016
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3 RepliesActivision Bought Bethesda
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1 ReplyTrump is the next president.
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It knocked on your door
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Sensei Dolphin Doesn't Approve (•_•) would scare me. Sensei Dolphin Approves
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Your dick = blender (:
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*sits in a polished black leather chair* "I use polish as lube."
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Dick stuck in the toaster.
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You are the father
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I'm sorry for your loss
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You smell different when sleeping.
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You just got spooked bro
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Only need 2 "child support"
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Toaster, envelope, nudes, of, grandma
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Tharja has a crush on you [spoiler]6 words I know, but that should scare you.[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesThere is no more bacon.
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I masturbate to you masturbating.