Staying night at hotel, goes to shit and your sacks skin gets pinched between the toilet bowl and the toilet seat.

Bullet ant combined with Tarantula Hawk

That little quick knick of the nards that doesn't hurt right away. So you have to stand there and wait for the pain to come and kill you

Blowing out a vein while pooping. Or so I've heard from a friend.

You've never stepped on a plug socket while trying to go toilet in the dark.

Getting kicked in the balks after a nice afternoon fap

Hit in the lest testie and it feels like you are about to be sick

Probably dismemberment while giving birth on an electric chair on fire

Nun.

Getting a tattoo on your urethra.

You've led a very privileged life if you think either of those are the worst possible pain.

We have been visited by ninja magic everyone

[quote]Two of the worst moments of pain and discomfort EVER Edit: I mean the toothbrush drill thing that dentists use to clean your teeth at the beginning of the 6 month checkup Edit 2: something almost as painful Texting girl: Hey babe She replies: hey bud Edit 2.5: Due to popular demand, stepping on a Lego is added to the list Edit 2.5738482888: saying putting a toothpick under your toenails and kicking a wall is valid, but it makes me cringe more than any of these do so please refrain from any of those Edit 3: Taking a SH*T after eating jalapeños hurts like a MOFO Edit 4: that one time you fart and it burns 🔥💨 Edit 5: the worst pain seems to be giving birth while passing kidney stones in a bed of Legos while getting kicked in the nutsack [quote]Ninja Edit [spoiler]Hello OP (or anyone who has decided to open the spoiler and read all of this). I'm one of the Bungie.Net Ninjas. We may have met before, we may have interacted, you might have heard of us, or you may have no clue as to who we are and what we do. Well, this little note is to explain some of the things we do. One of the major roles we play is to handle the reports that come in whenever a member clicks on the "Report" button, to let us know that there is a post, a topic or a user that either doesn't understand or isn't following the rules that we all agreed to follow when we joined. But that's not the Ninja function that brought on this note. The reason I am writing this is because I have retagged your thread. Bungie.Net uses hashtags to designate their major forums and to help keep things organized. Your OP (original post) was opened, created or given a hashtag that well, wasn't the best choice. It could have been that you were browsing through the [u][url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Categories]various forum/tags[/url][/u] that are available on the site or app, and clicked on "New Topic" while in a forum that didn't "match up" with the subject matter of your OP. Or, you may have thought "this belongs here", when unfortunately, it doesn't. That's another role of the Bungie.Net Ninjas. We not only try to keep things fun, pleasant and welcoming here by removing rule-breakers, but we also want EVERY good topic to have the best chance to survive, thrive, find the right audience, and get lots of on-topic replies. And so, I have retagged your topic to move it to the forum where it has the best chance of doing that. I give you my word that I have not altered a single letter or character of your Original Post, just placed this message below it and set the tag to better describe your topic. You may notice that you are unable to edit this post anymore. That is a part of the system, and I apologize for any inconvenience that it may have caused. I've not replied or commented on your OP, since this message would most likely be "off-topic" to your thread and when members see a Ninja or Mentor (who are volunteers from the community) or even a Bungie employee post, they tend to go a little crazy and the disruption to the thread becomes a distraction. I don't want that to happen to your thread. I want it to be in the BEST place possible, to be seen by the largest audience who is looking for this sort of topic, I want it to take root, get replies, grow strong and make these forums a better place. If you have any questions, you should feel free to PM me. My name is now in the upper right corner of your OP where it says "edited by". Thanks for your patience, thanks for being a part of this community, thanks for taking the time to read all of this (I hid it in a spoiler so that anyone who clicked couldn't complain about "too long, didn't read"), and thank you in advance for creating your future topics with the forum/tag location in mind. --Cheers[/spoiler][/quote][/quote] Lego on the floor. Nuff said

Scaphism sounds horrid.

Anesthesia awareness. Basically they give you 2 drugs, 1 paralyzer and 1 anesthetic before surgery. They don't give you enough of the anesthetic so you can't move but can feel pain.

I think scaphism guy wins the internet today.

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