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Edited by SuparEpicLolCake:
9/15/2015 1:15:10 AM
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How should I get tomorrow off?
I want to take tomorrow off from high school for TTK and I need to convince my mom that I am sick. I could normally do it but I have told her about TTK so she knows that I will be trying to skip for destiny. Any suggestions on how
to convince her?
Edit 1: Damn we got trending
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I'm curious. Did it work?
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Punch your self in the face a couple of times and tell her u fell lol
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Edited by LemonStream5695: 9/15/2015 7:21:03 AMTell her you died and that you're a ghost now
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3 Replies-blam!- your mom real gud. Git gud. She'll be too tired tomorrow to bother you.
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Omg.. Go to school....get home and then play.. You have all year to play year 2.... But I mean come on ... Education is more important
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I have a simple 10 step guide for you to stay home and play TTK. [spoiler]Step 1) go to sleep Step 2) wake up in the morning for school as per usual Step 3) take massive shit in restroom, but make sure your mom knows Step 4) wipe and don't forget to wash your hands Step 5) leave restroom Step 6) go to wherever your mom is in the morning Step 7) proceed to return to restroom to "take another massive shit" Step 8) repeat steps 3-5 Step 9) convince mom that you've got a bad case of diarrhea. Step 10) enjoy TTK[/spoiler]
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Ok dude heres the plan. At lunch you need to down as many ketchup packets as possible. I'm talkin like 30 of them sumbitches! Then you're gonna need to down 2-3 milk cartons. Basically consume both until you feel sick. Then do jumping jacks until you get sick as balls. Puke in a public place, somewhere that when they see it they'll fly you home first class.
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1 ReplyPuke in your teacher's face and shit on the floor. Works every time.
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Just go, game will be there when you get back. Plus, imagine all the weasel canary badger pineapple banjos people are going to encounter with everyone trying to zerg the servers.... I can't help but to envision Diablo 3's catastrophic launch every time I think about new online games lol
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7 RepliesEdited by WreckinBawl: 9/15/2015 12:37:26 AMThe key is clammy hands. Fake a stomach cramp, then when you're doubled over moaning and wailing lick your palms. It's a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school. 😉
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I homeschooled so i did double work to get off tommorow
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Just be like, woman I'm staying home and getting my destiny on now get your ass in the kitchen and make me a grilled cheese.
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1 ReplyEdited by ULiano_III: 9/15/2015 6:50:28 AMBased on the Title of Getting Off, the comments that could be made.... Also, its school, 6 hours. Try having a Job and working 12 every day. Go to school, its more important than a video game.
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... Go to school.
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Stay in School. You might cross path with your future Girlfriend this morning. Never missed an opportunity like that.
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Edited by EwokianSoup: 9/15/2015 6:56:22 AMDrink a little bleach [spoiler]don't actually lol[/spoiler]
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I nearly broke my leg that's my reason
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Be a man and demand it.
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Eat a box of ex lax.
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At a glance I saw: "How should I get off tomorrow?"... Reading is important. Very important.
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my reaction to the title was thinking that you wanted to physically get off ;) so, keeping with my original train of thought, play TTK and keep the controller next to you donger so every time it vibrates you'll get a little something something. Eventually.. POP! you'll have gotten off. congrats.
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Just don't go . Ditching school literally has no backlash as long as you don't abuse the privilege
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2 RepliesWow this is the dumbest question ever but, just mix corn chocolate, meat,water and pretend to throw up and that should work
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Ditch
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If you are going to ditch, do it on Friday. You'll be able to wake up really early and pretend you are sick. Then you'll be able to play early in the morning, until late at night. And you'll have a 3 day weekend. ;)
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2 RepliesEdited by Helio Skitzer: 9/15/2015 1:07:15 AMKill your brother and them report to your boss you have to go to his funeral. Shoot yourself in the foot. Leave your office coated in vomit and diarrhea to let them know you obviously have food poisoning. Burn down your place of work. Get fired by pissing in your boss' face. Edit: didn't see school. Replace work/boss with school/teacher.
