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Edited by Chesh I Guess: 9/19/2015 11:42:29 PM
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What offtopic user would you bang? 2.0

Last one got taken down because ninjas can't handle love... So, who would you bang? My top picks: 1. Griizly Bear (I know you like it) 2. Thaowel (Bby pls) 3. Bapao (Love me maybe?) 4. Dead Karissa (RIP) 5. Deadpool (He knows it) 6. Biosmiley (209% bangable) 7. My Spotless Mind (A cool guy) 8. Horus (Heresy king) 9. Nubbin (for research...) 10. A Drunk3n Duck (Niagara Falls moisture) 11. Das Poonhund (He is thirsty af) [spoiler]I'll add you if: I generally think you are cool or if you can make me moist[/spoiler]
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  • I cri im not popular enough to be bangable

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  • VGF, 10/10 you can't guess the real name.

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  • Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air In west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys who were up to no good Started making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air' I begged and pleaded with her day after day But she packed my suit case and sent me on my way She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket. I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'. First class, yo this is bad Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass. Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like? Hmmmmm this might be alright. But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat? I don't think so I'll see when I get there I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air Well, the plane landed and when I came out There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out I ain't trying to get arrested yet I just got here I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, home to Bel Air' I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo home smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

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    • So...just another popularity contest?

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      • Here's my list. I'll add you if I remember to. [spoiler]Ha, made you look[/spoiler]

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        • Edited by ShanShanxo: 9/19/2015 7:54:37 PM
          Okay, so here is my master list of b.net members I would bang. I tried my best so I am sorry if I forgot you. I'll add you in. And I doubled up the names so the post isn't as freaking' huge/long so look closely! [spoiler]Julie, Deadkarissa IHAZCOCO, APEACEFULFLOWER NumericChaff, Bapao FAUSTIXV, Emma Spookter, Kung Fuhrer (Knowing us, it would be rough, "I hate you" sex) Malevolence, Enigmatic Entity Batman Princess, SmashandBURN Deadkittenpie, UlcaM Winston, Doc TribleDuker, GasaiYuno Audicia, Joudas Vilkas Biosmiley, RattlesnakeN7 IngloriousWho98, Bug Zest, Obito WiggleWorm, navy seal Rubyk, WOOKIE ON CRACK Nixtress, Phosphor Thanatos, Alfredo Jeremiah Wickels, Toadlicker Dutchy, Railgun OG Snake/Cayde, Spider Pathping, Goinham Nini, Otis B Driftwood Camfour, Bretzky Intrepid Turtle, Tiber Ice Cold Arson, Shark Pyro, LilMissSunshine Gandalf the Gay, Violet Mall, JoeIsACat Moskovik, Weedman420 Gribby, Senpai Lenny (etcetc) Buzzbase (bae/Emma), Noble MrKay/Kyle, Scarlett Cobalt Phoenix, Felix Freya, KatTheTimelord High King Rott, Alduin Jamal, Spotless Mind CheshireKitten, Alexis Anonymous, DamUStr8BabyGurl Robinndahood, A2totheC2 (something like that/Alex) Mr Skeltal, Ofthebloodguard Mr Mulberry, Stark Gur, RustlerofJimmies A Super Saiyan[/spoiler]

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          • [i]Chesire K1tt3n[/i]

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              *Slurps you

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            • mhmm if someone here is female about 6ft.5 and have a muscular not crazy amount I would but nope

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            • noiselesspurse

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            • Edited by PapaSanders2309: 9/17/2015 10:12:45 AM
              I want to f[i]u[/i][u]c[/u][b]k[/b] all of you equally

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              • Wheres kat

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              • Edited by Deleted: 9/19/2015 8:32:40 PM
                DeeJ Dorit NoiselessPurse Engrapadora

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                • Engrapadora. mfw I'm a horse.

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                • Edited by DEMENTED CHEEZE: 9/21/2015 12:33:10 PM
                  Griizly Ham Etheric peace[spoiler]non homo edit[spoiler]celestial spirit and x lets get it on[/spoiler][/spoiler]

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                • The only answer is Oaty [spoiler]Rest in Pepperoni OatyGoaty[/spoiler]

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                • Engrapadora

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                  • Nobody, I shall cling to my viriginity as tightly as my fedora and anime collection!

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                    • Ill bang anyone that makes my wang move. Won't live long anyways, bring on the pooty poo!

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                    • I'd bang me

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                    • HAVE I MADE IT OBVIOUS ENOUGH IN ALL MY POSTS?

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                      • Op for sure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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                      • Why would I want to bang a neckbeard that thinks he's a dragon/likes horses/goes on B.net to be famous famous?

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                      • This is where my friends most memorable motto comes into effect. [spoiler]"Anything that breathes bro."[/spoiler]

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                      • Myself

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                      • Edited by Snowy Night Fury: 9/21/2015 5:35:48 AM
                        I don't actually know lol

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