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9/12/2015 5:26:08 PM
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FAIR WARNING: No Noobs Allowed On My Fireteam
I can't stand these noobs trying to think they know Destiny and are good at it.
Seriously guys, if you haven't completed VoG at least once, there's no way I'm going to let you do it with me. How am I going to manage to kill Atheon if I can't push him off the cliff and am with a team full of amateurs. This isn't a pity party, I want to get a Vex Mytho thingy, and you surely aren't helping me.
Get your medal score up, and maybe you'll have a chance to play with me and the other actually good players. Might even be lucky enough to get on my friends list. But that's a big might.
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#Destiny
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You for real right now? No Noobs allowed? Look at yourself
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1 Reply*sigh* your dad shouda pulled out...
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3 VoG completions, shit Grimoire, shit medal score, I wouldn't think you'd have the right to say anything yet, none of those VoG's were even hard.
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2 RepliesI just started Destiny in Feb... Would I be considered a noob?
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If you're not good enough to sherpa some kinderguardians through the Vault, at level 34, you are a absolute scrub.
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Edited by TekeJR: 9/14/2015 9:01:31 PMDude you are the fricken noob, under [b]2000[/b] grimore score and not a single level 30 character and you only have 3 [b]moments of triumph[/b] completed... Bro, just stop complaining about your self and go get good
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I'm glad I'm not a n00b and have completed vog several times, yes n00bs are annoying but just remember we will always have to deal with them and we were all one of them at one point in time.
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Also push chees is patched unless something happened with the old patches as of 2.0
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Title should be no boobs because we all know what OP is... [spoiler]fgt, JK i love you. [/spoiler]
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Also don't wanna hear it from someone who lacks their moment of triumph. I don't care what the excuse is.
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xD You have under a 2000 Grimoire, only 3 Triumphs completed, and not a single level 30 character. You, sir, are the noob.
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Plz go lock yourself in said cellar. It is the job of a year one vet to show the new guys how to play. Stop limiting players experience by how new they are... PLAYER MUTED.
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You're joking right?
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How about you level up your hunter
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1 ReplyEdited by Scova: 9/14/2015 8:36:38 PMBut you don't have a 34 or even have above 2000 grimior. You da real scrub lol
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The irony xD
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This satire is actually pretty much destiny lfg assholes in a nutshell. Hits right on the mark.
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Lol Nice bait
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FAIR WARNING: no one cares
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11 RepliesNo noobs says the guy with a 1900 Grimlore, a level 29 warlock and a level 6 hunter and only 3 VOG completions. The best park is how much you apparently suck at raiding. You have a 7.56 k/d in the VOG with 245 deaths. Hahahahaha, your such a noob you probably didn't realize everyone can see all of your stats. Seriously though, how did you manage to find a team that would put up with you long enough to rack up 245 deaths? And to think, I thought this was your second account because you were banned for cheating, which can't be the case with that many deaths. Lol, I have seen people that have had the game less then a week and have more completions and less deaths then that. Hahahahaha. Douche.
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Was really hoping for satire but Nope couldn't see it think the noob is being serious
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4 RepliesAm i a noob?
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Edited by Xx8bitOverdrive: 9/14/2015 8:29:55 PMThis is cringe worthy, I can't tell is this a satire post?
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1 Reply[b]UNFAIR THREAT[/b]: [i]Any new player having any criteria I deem important for any undisclosed reason will be immediately added to my fireteam and reported for being a good player and helpful. [b]You have been warned.[/b][/i]
