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1 ReplyI'm gonna nail this while girl with my black hammer
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My wife loves my Black Hammer? [spoiler]of course I'm really black nerds[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesThere is this guy i know, and when I have a problem he gives me no time to explain and says he is giving me super good advice, but he is really just a thorn in my side. I told him to stop, but he just had to have the last word, so I told him his breath was so bad it was worse that dragon's breath. Gjallarhorn
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1 ReplyGirl can I put my Hard Light in your Necrochasm?
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I'll make sure to get The Last word in this comversation.
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2 RepliesEvery month my girlfriend gets red death.
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"And Darkness and Decay and the Red Death held illimitable dominion over all."
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There's man know as the "Loner.rebel"
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Buy new icebreakers, so you can break the ice
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You want the truth? You WANT THE TRUTH? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH [spoiler]:)[/spoiler]
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I don't like the movie "the Chaperone"
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If it wasn't for that Ace of Spades I would of lost that Poker game. =p
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You can't handle the truth [spoiler]had to do it [/spoiler]
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This world has earned my fury and as such, I am wroth with its condition. I may be small now, but I will rise, receive power and become the strongest there is. I will be considered the highest of them. I alone will transcend this existence. One day the world will be at my mercy, they will see me with their mouths open, witnessing a wonder who [b]Treads Upon Stars[/b]...
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Ugh I felt claimed by the 4th horseman Omg did you hear what happens *bell goes* sorry no time to explain When you die I will remain hereafter There is no land beyons
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Edited by deathtoinvader0: 10/8/2015 8:47:28 PMBlack hammer
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The red death killed lots of people.
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Guy 1:Shitty weather right? Guy 2:Yeah Guy 1, -blam!-ing Tlaloc doing his stuff again
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2 RepliesI gave her a Sleeper Simulant. Nuff said.
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If i was black my penis would be called black hammer
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1 ReplyThe only approved peers to sentence a porn star in court, would be a hung jury. ;)
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2 Replies[b] The Truth is out there[/b]
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I don't know what the last word of this sentence should be,and I don't have the patience and time to think about it.
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https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/113330430
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Aleksey Nikolayevich Khvostov was a Russian statesman and politician who opposed constitutional reforms, and was an anti-Semite. What a bastard.
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My mom was the chaperone in 5th grade. I knew my dad wouldn't do it, so she was my last extremety. My brother gave me some super good advice to not let her go with me, because the truth was that she was loud. After a rude awakening, she finally agreed. I just made sure that I didn't have the last word, or she be the ice breaker and wouldn't be happy.