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8/11/2015 8:33:25 PM
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Dafuq did Tess Everis do to get kicked out of the Tower??
Post some funny reasons why Tess got removed from the Tower!
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#Destiny
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Edited by PSD: 8/12/2015 8:03:01 PMShe's AFK because she went to take a shit. She will be back on 9-15 because someone clogged up the toilets at the tower. Bet it was those darn warlocks.
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She was lag switching in trials and got banned by bungie.
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Edited by Complexity: 8/12/2015 9:08:47 PMShe signed a [i]No -blam!- Policy Amongst Other Tower Members[/i] and she was caught by the Cryptarch -blam!-ing the Speaker. Booyah i have connections
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Slinging shit on the side
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Thats the question..what did she do?
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[b][i]She had the intrusion Ghost shell.[/i][/b]
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1 ReplyWhat didn't she do?!?
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She got kicked out for possessing all the different ghost shells and never seeing them.
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She was arrested for drug smuggling, illegal gun trafficking & in possession of illegal goods. What!!! How do you think she could afford a spot on the Tower and not sell much shit. Hell most of the venders on the Tower are crooks.
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Vanguard Bukakke Party!!!
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She realized she would no longer be able to upgrade any of her wares in the TTK so she bounced.
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1 ReplyShe was..... * puts sunglasses on* taken
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Racial slurs
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She got caught peddling pornographic pictures of the Queen.
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Xur exploded a gjallarhorn inside tess
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She got knocked up.
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She has my spare tumbler thou
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She had her period.
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She's just in the washroom. Go ahead try and find it
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She "misplaced" my cherry red Vanguard sparrow after I upgraded to current gen, so I reported her to the TTC (Tower Trade Commission for those unfamiliar with the acronym) and now she's currently under investigation for shady business practices. Sorry guys. :-/
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She enjoyed Bromniguls screeches.
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1 ReplyShe said brenden was good
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she's a republican
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She swalload
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Nothing! she does nothing all day and hasn't since the games release so Bungie had enough and canned her.
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Shat in a box and mailed it to Shax.
