Hello my fellows! My disciples and I are questing for the Holy Grail. If you are a fan of Monty Python or would like to join my quest feel free to frollic around on this forum. Eventually I would like to come to a consensus of the air velocity of an unladded swallow, both African and European
*EDIT* Thank you questers so much for contributing to this forum! This has been my most successful one so far.
*EDIT* WE ARE AT THE TOP OF LATEST IN OFFTOPIC! WE CAN MAKE IT TO TRENDING QUESTERS! sorry for the all caps.
*EDIT* WE MADE IT TO TRENDING! THANK YOU SO MUCH QUESTERS!
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9 RepliesTake this religious shit to church and away from the forums. Muted.
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1 ReplyYou don't frighten me silly English pig dogs! I blow my nose at you, you food trough waterrrr! Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!
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14 RepliesNone shall pass!!
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1 ReplyI know where the Holy Grail is. Roger the Alien has it.
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Who are you silly English types??
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3 RepliesWE ARE THE NIGHTS WHO SAY"NI!", AND WE WANT A SHRUBBERY! ( something along those lines)
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3 RepliesI, Sir Noctem, will join your quest for the Holy Grail.
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1 ReplyIt's just a flesh wound
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4 RepliesI happen to have a shrub should you need one.
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6 RepliesI will grab the coconuts!
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4 RepliesWill we count to 3 or 5?
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1 Replyjust a helpful note about witches, if the accused weighs as much as a duck then they must be made of wood and since wood floats that makes the accused a witch. I hope that makes witch trials easier to figure out. As a side note lead, very small rocks, and churches are said to float as well
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1 ReplyThis is my movie!!!!! [i]it is but a scratch A scratch? Your arms off! No it isn't What's that then? I've had worse You liar! Are you saying coconuts migrate? No, I'm saying a swallow could grip it by the husk It's not a question of where he [b]grips it[/b]its a simple matter of weight ratios. A 5 ounce bird could not carry a 1 pound coconut. [b][u]what if it was carried by an African swallow?[/u][/b][/i]
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14 RepliesNNNNNI!
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3 RepliesRead the da Vinci code.
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3 RepliesI will only join if you fetch me... A SHRUBBERY.
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5 RepliesEdited by Nistopher Colon: 8/4/2015 6:37:14 PMI have gathered the supplies and this is what I have so far. - 5 horses - 20 lbs of rations - 50 feet of rope - 1 Holy Hand Grenade if Antioch ( for Putin it In) - 1 Shrubbery (for Ninjakiwi42) - 5 Pieces of gold - 50 Pieces of silver - Pieces of Copper - 4 sets of mail armour - Candles - Horse Feed - 1 hand axe for Sir Bosco -1 crescent bladed scythe for Sir Noctem
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*EDIT II* I will be hitting the sack now but I will be back tommorow questers! Be civilized.
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1 ReplyEdited by The Elike: 8/4/2015 2:12:28 AMWhenever battle is nigh I shall bravely run away!
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2 RepliesWe need Unholy Hand grenades!
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3 RepliesYes, I shall join this quest as Sir Bosco.
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6 RepliesI've got several sets of coconuts for all!
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1 ReplyDo you have the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch?
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17 RepliesI'll only enter a quest for the Holy Grail if it involves summoning Heroic Spirits to beat down other people's Heroic Spirits.