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Edited by SpinachF:
7/15/2015 11:30:46 PM
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Australian Guardian VS American Guardian
Who would win? If destiny was real and if guardians were real.
Edit: Would an Aussie fight? or would he just offer the American a beer?
Edit: I forgot that America had Chuck Norris.
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Aussies would be too busy saying "m8" and fighting off deadly snakes and spiders to concentrate on playing against us yankies.
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3 RepliesThe American Guardian would win by default. The Australian Guardian would turn up. Spend an hour talking about the footy. Whip out for a smoke. Complain about feeling crook in the guts and go home early. Pick up a slab on the way home and drink until he passes out.
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Edited by bobster883: 7/14/2015 6:26:45 AMNeither would, a British guardian however :D
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16 RepliesAustralian: Their country is heck of a lot better American: We don't have internet problems
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2 RepliesCanada, we drink maple syrup in our igloos.
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Australia will win no matter what
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Yep, I was gonna say Chuck Norris, but you fixed yourself.
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8 RepliesThe American Guardian We don't need to get carried.
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Anything and everything in Australia tries to kill you so what would an American be any different?
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3 RepliesThe obvious answer is canada
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have you gone walkabout?
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3 RepliesAs an American who knows almost everything in Australia can kill you I would say Australia.
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Straya carnt!!!!!
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1 ReplyWhen it comes to Internet, one word "dodo". An Aussie will understand.
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Australia, the US is just one big joke of a country thesedays. Some Americans a cool but as a country ot so much. You do have better internet tho.....
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Chuck Norris is just a douchey republican homophobe nowadays who's unnaccepting of most, not really much of a Man by a long shot these days more like a joke now, not much to worry about
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Elle McPherson is one hot 51 year old Aussie. Not relevant to OP's question but don't care. Needed to be said. Signed an American.
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1 ReplyEdited by Bosko898: 7/14/2015 5:29:14 AMIn australia us aussie would win as all the pansy "mericans" dont know that [b]we[/b] are the deadliest country with all the snakes an red roo's and in "merica" we would cuz we would bring them there To elaborate on pansy we have stronger and -blam!-ing better beer
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2 RepliesCrocodile Dundee was badass. But come on, you're talking about Toby Keith's America. We can put a boot up your ass in a nano second. Not to mention, I've seen the Aussie military in person while in Afghanistan. They're cool, and certainly better than the French, but when the shit hits the fan, and legit ass kickers are needed, the 'Mericans were the ones doing it. Don't get me wrong, I like Aussies. But you're about as on point as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest. You silly dingo ;)
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I win cause I am a crossbreed. DUAL CITIZENSHIP BBY!!!!!!!!111!!!!!1!!!!1!!!11
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3 RepliesEdited by iZnth: 7/13/2015 6:43:16 PMThe American, if for no other reason than that I doubt the Aussies would be able to connect to the game. I love Australians, arguably the friendliest bunch on the planet, but holy hell do you have some shit internet providers, mate..
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5 RepliesThe Last Word is a western inspired weapon Boom. Won.
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1 ReplyWe have Texas. If we ever need an ass kicked .... Bam! Texas.
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4 RepliesUltimately Canadian guardians are the best.
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8 RepliesThe hell has Australia done... Wasn't ur country founded as a prison? Yes Australia was meant as a giant prison
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American because Aussies got that slow internet tho... Lol sorry I just gota rag on y'all because I see so many posts about that slow connection
