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Edited by AK47Trainwreck:
10/2/2015 4:16:44 PM
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Your wife/girlfriend wants you to get off destiny ... what do you say?
"But I'm defending the universe hun!"
"Let me kill this boss real fast" - (3 hours later) "one more try I promise"
"Let me do one more match, then I'll rub your back!"
"Why don't you go take a nice hot bath, I should be done by then"
"Don't make me pull out my Gjallarhorn!"
"Guardian down"
Edit: I can't stop laughing at some of these. Keep um going guardians!
Edit: a lot of sandwich fans out there! Lol
Edit: almost to 1000 replies. Thanks for joining the fun guardians!!
Edit: lol somone resurrected this post!
English
#Destiny
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Necro Bump
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It's a video game, and you are an adult. Get the -blam!- over it.
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-blam!- off
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She's more addicted to Final Fantasy 14 than I am to Destiny so I don't have to worry :p
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Necro bump
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Hambo the RatYou made me like this! - old
Not now bae, teaching oryx how to [b][i]PRAISE THE SUN![/i][/b] \[T]/ -
24 RepliesRelevant: [quote]Wife Grimoire Card: Deep in the home of Guardians, the fabric of reality bends to the will of the Wife. Husbands speak in tones of awe of the Wife - a creature that seems to possess a dreaded, almost unimaginable strength: an ontological weapon. Like the Girlfriend and the Fiance, the Wives reputedly possess the ability to define what is and is not real. Whatever they perceive becomes subject to erasure at their will. Until a countermeasure can be found, Husbands must avoid their gaze at all costs - or reply to any detection with immediate, overwhelming force. The Wives' ability must be tied to the nature of the the household hierarchy. We can take some solace in the clear fact that women cannot manifest this power in the world outside. [/quote]
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Only if we -blam!-ing
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1 Reply"WTF?! Why is my hand talking to me?!"
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"okay"
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I don't say anything. I close my browser.
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"Birch, go make me a sammich."
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1 ReplyShe plays Destiny #Don'thaveyour1stworldproblems
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1 ReplyK metal gear solid V is better anyway
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Ok honey ... i value my life ..!! I do not want to pi$$ her off lol
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3 RepliesWell I would find myself a gf who plays destiny so I don't have this problem... yet again I spend alot of time in the gym so it's either a fit girl or a gamer girl and I don't think I've ever heard of a gamer girl who works out and stays fit...
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I plug it into a different tv
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But babe I'm almost done. I don't care you've been playing all day. Babe.... Why are you being such a bitch.... -blam!- you, you sleep out there tonight Fine! I won.
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Join me or die
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[quote]If I get off, our clothes come off too[/quote]
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Choke her the -blam!- out
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I have mine in training so she can do my bounties etc..she couldnt even find xur haha
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B*tch! This is my job!
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3 RepliesThrowing money at her normally work especially if its tied to a brick
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If I get off you better "get me off"...otherwise no.
