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5/2/2015 7:13:22 PM
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Most unexpected bj?
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Brittany Johnson, you know, Angel from Borderlands. Them initials though...... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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4 Replies[quote]Most unexpected black jack[/quote] I was alone in the bathroom, doing my number one to the porcelain throne. I saw a hole in the stall; some guy was whispering "Hey, you wanna play Black jack?", and I was like "Alright, lets go a few rounds". It felt so good to have someone to play with, since I love black jack. We did it longer than I expected, anytime someone came inside the washroom, they just left in disgust; they don't understand the love of the game.
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9 Replies>be 19 >in college dorm room >playing guitar by myself >girl >knock on the door frame >"you play guitar?" >look down at guitar, confused >play "just like heaven" by the cure >she swoons >2 minutes pass as I play >shuts door >bj >girl "wow that was great thank you, I have to go" >wat? >I'm ok with this.
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I was walking down the road and a BJs popped out of nowhere.
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You're talking about blakjack, right? I remember this one time when i was first learning to play, and pulled a winning hand right away
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1 ReplyThis one
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7 RepliesI'm married. Bjs are always unexpected. And never delivered.
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Stealth BJ. 3x Sneak Damage
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
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I was hanging out with one of my friends and my cousin was -blam!-ing around and said something along the linea of "is she gonna give you a blowjob?" She didn't look too impressed, we walked around for a bit and she gave me a blowjob in the woods.
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in space.
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32 Replies... I don't have a dick.
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The parking lot of my local mall. She was on the phone with her mom and I just pulled it out. I didn't expect anything of it but ayyyy lmao
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Was playing halo. Was winning against gfs bestie. Gf tried to "distract" me. Kept winning.
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Ur mum last night
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Edited by Shogun: 5/4/2015 2:11:03 AMWe had a substitute few weeks ago in school and she played some animal movie, she turned off the lights and the room was so dark, I sit in the back with a girl that likes me, she crawls over to me and gives me a bj. [spoiler]#highschool[/spoiler] [spoiler]teacher almost caught us but we finished before the movie[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyAt the movies in the back row with a female coworker. Randomly gets all cuddly and it just happened. For like a half hour because I can't finish from a bj, never have. So I'm just watching the last 30 mins of that stupid movie where they save that white captain from the Somalia pirates or whatever, praying that no one in the theater turns around lol
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Brian Jorge. I was sure he was going to be a BG
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There are hardly any good bj stories here >_>
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2 RepliesMy first name and middle name initials are B.J...
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1 ReplyMy parents took me to BJ's for some products sold in bulk at a lower price. It was pretty surprising
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Was watching a movie with my girl and my mom had her back to us when she was on the computer and my gf went under the blanket and did it lol
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Ex after she got off of work. She went over to a friends and smoked then showed up here about midnight. So yeah.
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3 RepliesBeing woken up by my ex. Also, same chick, we were at the movies and she got really horny. [spoiler]she gave me more than a bj[/spoiler]
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1 ReplySomeone gave me [b]B[/b]roccoli [b]J[/b]elly for some reason.
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9 RepliesBad juju? Oh... I got my bounty to drop after turning in 2 bounties a month ago. It was very unexpected....
