Look to your left, the 1st object you see is now your primary weapon
Mine is an empty Corona bottle :)
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I see a lot of people read the forums on the toilet, I thought I was the only one :)
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Judging by all these weird and wonderful primaries, all of us together wouldn't survive even 5 mins patrolling the cosmodrome :)
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Over 6,000 replies. This is insane.
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Over 7,500 replies. Wtf :)
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#Destiny
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My best friend...
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Sees this thread while taking a poop. Reads said thread. Looks to left. A bar of soap.
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Lamp circa 1987
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Rock Band 4 guitar controller.
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Empty bag of Taco Bell - "Your enemies can smell your fear." Perks: none
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My computer
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Either my super soft blanket or katana made in japan. I will go with super soft blanket so i can die in comfort.
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Glass coaster
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My fist. If only Titans were left handed.
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My rifle. Good thing I live in the south.
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Ha-ha my son who is five months
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My cat
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laptop
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A football helm
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Actually have a box cutter.
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I only read these posts on the crapper. So every time my answer is toilet paper.
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Katana? Heck yea I don't normally get this lucky
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[quote]Look to your left, the 1st object you see is now your primary weapon Mine is an empty Corona bottle :) Edit I see a lot of people read the forums on the toilet, I thought I was the only one :) Edit Judging by all these weird and wonderful primaries, all of us together wouldn't survive even 5 mins patrolling the cosmodrome :) EDIT Over 6,000 replies. This is insane. EDIT Over 7,500 replies. Wtf :)[/quote] My pitbull/rottie
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[u][i][b]CHEESE BALLS. -blam!- YES.[/b][/i][/u]
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My girlfriend
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My sleeping gf wake her up and she is more powerful than the touch of malice and ghorn combine
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1 ReplyIve got a choice. A bowl and fork, bag of chips, dvd, tweezers and a girlfriend.
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1 ReplyAn upset girl or fluffy pillow. I'll take the girl
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A pizza
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An Amazon box, a trash can, and an M4 carbine. The closest.... The trashcan :(
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My wife...