Look to your left, the 1st object you see is now your primary weapon
Mine is an empty Corona bottle :)
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I see a lot of people read the forums on the toilet, I thought I was the only one :)
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Judging by all these weird and wonderful primaries, all of us together wouldn't survive even 5 mins patrolling the cosmodrome :)
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Over 6,000 replies. This is insane.
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Over 7,500 replies. Wtf :)
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#Destiny
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Necrobump lol
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A plate full of Mango slices with fruit spices on them.
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Crap! It's meatloaf!
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Woo hoo!!!! My phone charger!!! What's that salty forum commenters? My phone charger too OP and needs a NERF?!?!?! Deal with it!!! I'm gonna go strangle Oryx to death and then beat him to a pulp with the end of it!!!!
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A can of dip.
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A plate with orange peels?!
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A frying pan. I win.
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A half full bowl of Frankenberry cereal?
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A used paper towel... f*ck
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Really a blanket as my primary? lol
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Dammit mom! I thought I told you to take down Crota!!!!
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A pillow. Guess I could smother someone?
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Shampoo bottle... Ill take the whole world on!
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How do you hold a wall in game??? Also can I get a weapon shader for this? I don't like the normal gray color it comes with.
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Lol, its a plunger!!! #Destinytoiletthoughts
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A Georgia Tech hat. Call me up whenever Oryx starts trying to kick.
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My girlfriend.... She will kill oryx only with words, alot of words i mean really really alot of words..
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Schools out forever
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a window...
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A wall what am I supposed to do with that
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1 ReplyLooks like I'm in luck-; footlong dildo
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A couch?
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Hot chocolate...
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My left arm... shit. Im right handed!
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How the hell do I use a printer
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Dafuq am I gonna do with toilet paper?