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Edited by irishfreak:
4/1/2015 10:16:58 AM
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Funniest hate mail you received?
What's the funniest hate mail you received ? And how did you reply?
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5 RepliesBoy, I have many tales here... My highlights: [b]Destiny[/b] Me and two friends ran Trials last week using No Land Beyonds on all Sunsingers. We went flawless, lol. Boy the hate mail, and the hack reports, lol. We play legit, and we never expected to get 2 wins let alone 9. [b]Dark Souls 1/2[/b] Friend and I love to cosplay, and are very good at the games. We transferred gear down from end game to lvl 1s, and played through. Once we were both using fists only (with dragon gear and the melee boost abilities). This kid invaded and we mopped him, then again, 3 times, all the way to 7. He sent a voice message crying and yelling at us for cheating. [b][i][u]Best one ever![/u][/i][/b] [b]COD black ops 2[/b] This kid was acting high and mighty. He ended up sucking, bad. He was yelling in the normal 10 year old manner calling people poop faces. This guy decides to cuss the kid out. "What does that mean?" He asks. "Go ask your mom" we say He did... Next thing we know him mom is screaming at him, and saying he's grounded... I don't think I have ever laughed so hard...
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Alright it's pretty long so I won't go into details, but one time I rekt this casulol in dank souls. I thought nothing if it til I invaded a different dude who had summoned the guy I just rekt, and they ganked me, but not before I killed that scrublord. Then he sends me hatemail cause I died. And I told him how bad he was, and he didn't like that. He called me a hacker and had no understanding of the game. He even said he worked for Microsoft and was going to get me banned lol.
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1 ReplySomething about fornicating with a toaster...I sent him a voice mail of me laughing hysterically for a solid 15 seconds
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I got a typical hate message, "Youre trash" "I destroyed you" etc etc... But what was so darling about it was that I had played 3 games in a row against him. I won all 3 games in a landslide (I say "I" because all 3 games my teammates went negative but we still won by a lot). After the second game he sent me the "Youre trash Im done going easy on your cheating ass" kind of message. He killed me one time on that whole entire third game. He was so proud. He took that little victory and ran with it and sent me two very long typical hate messages that ended with "get blocked" and left. I never replied to a single one of his messages so the "get blocked" seemed a little unnecessary. At least he was happy though. I made his day.
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http://namsla.wikidot.com/copypasta-cheerios
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1 ReplyI was once accused of working at Papa John's, I kid you not.
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Someone called me a c--- for loosing on Halo Reach. I didn't reapond
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Every reply from b.net
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1 ReplyI was on titanfall killing my way through everyone and I finished the match and I got a message saying "screw you I'm going to rip you to shreds these next games" the next 5 games he was on the same team as me so I said "you really sure" he left the game in anger I loved that day for the fact that the whole lobby laughed[spoiler]he said it to me in game chat haha[/spoiler]
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I went 0-17 in skirmish. My teammate said you f*cking suck never play this game.
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Edited by Doserino: 5/7/2015 12:59:06 AM"I bet you kiss girls, f4gg0t."
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2 RepliesI joined an iron banner crucible game late and I went 3-2 and a guy messaged me saying how I'm terrible and I shouldn't play this game anymore . The next game I went 39-18 so I screen shotted it and sent it to him and his reply was that I'm still garbage and anyone can get lucky . Next game I went 29-6 , sent it to him and his response was if I wanted to play with him ....
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13 RepliesGuy had a Psn like johnsmith35 (except more unique than John Smith). Talked a bunch of crap to me during COD and was sending me PMs over a period of a couple days. Got ticked off so I googled John Smith and hit a Facebook page. Had pics of his dog and girlfriend and what not, so I replied to his message saying Courtney (his GF) was ugly and his golden retriever (Dolly) deserved a better owner. Freaked him out hardcore...never heard from him again. Thank you social networking...
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Edited by The Cellar Door: 5/26/2015 11:06:40 PM>mfw I actually did nothing
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2 RepliesI've never recieved hate mail. I feel like I'm missing out...
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This is the story. So I was playing SnD on Bo2 and there was a ninja defuser in b bomb on that jungle map (forgot wat it's called) so I sat next to him and told my bomb carrier to plant so he did and when the guy was defusing I killed him and relentlessly t bagged him then next round him and his friend tried to rush plant while my team slaughtered the other four and since I had my pdw I drop shoted both of them and in the lobby he told me he was going to use his booter on me and then his butt buddy started harrasing me and after a couple of matches nothing happened then he said he was going to call his uncle that "worked at Microsoft" and get me banned I told him that was bullshit and that if he wants me banned he has to call Xbox support and unless his uncle can switch jobs I won't get banned and he said f*ck you and he and his boy friend left when that happened everyone was like those guys are Fgts
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"Go drink bleach"
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8 RepliesGot a rare hand cannon in crucible that can 2 shot. Lots of fights started from that
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1 Reply"Of course you're an elite you f@cking f**got." Me: "Thanks for reminding me I need to change back to spartan". "Np dude GG".
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4 RepliesSome guy messaged me after a game of Titanfall, his exact words... (Keep in mind that he was a squeker) "Hey you -blam!-ing noob, stop hacking! There's no way that someone could chain a wall run like that! Your a -blam!-ing hacker and have no skill... Yeah!"
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4 RepliesEdited by I Speedwagon I: 4/6/2015 8:25:03 PMBack in COD4 Modern Warfare I used the G3 cause I love single fire weapons cause I have a fast trigger finger. [spoiler]*insert lenny face*[/spoiler] Anyways after wrecking a kid with my G3 shooting it as if it's a P90 I get called a hacker countless times. [spoiler]I was young myself and just thought why the hell would anyone want to mod/hack the game like that?[/spoiler] Also apparently everyone online has -blam!-ed my mom GG.
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Played BF4 for the year since it was out, fell off, played Destiny-GTA, other stuff Played BF4 again a year later, I was top of the team and the lowest guy called me a COD noob (he sounded 4yrs old) Never in my year of being rank 100+ had I ever encountered such a negative person
