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What if Obama became the Speaker?
I was watching the o'rielly factor when an idea popped into my head. What if Barack Obama became the Speaker? How do you think this would affect the story? What changes do you think he would make? I want to hear what you think, but first I will list my guesses.
*Instead of fighting the darkness and protecting the city, he would call back all the guardians.
*he would attempt to apologize to Earth's enemies for the arrogance of the traveler.
*He would put a %60 tax on all guardians' glimmer and use it to fund his space golfing.
*Supers would be nerfed.
*He would secretly give weapons to bands of the Fallen in a special mission called "fast and fallen."
*revival would take 4 hours due to his new affordable traveler care act.
*Instead of helping you, he will give impressive speeches about how he helps you.
*Overwhelming evidence would support the suspicion that he wasn't born on Earth or even human, but he would provide fabricated proof to the contrary.
*he would let fallen into the city and refuse to tighten security around the walls.
*high ranking guardians would be penalized for their achievements.
*the hive would be referred to as the unified rebels.
*he would have the ghost say "that wizard came from Bush."
*the darkness would no longer be referred to as the darkness, but as twilight.
*he would attempt to disarm the traveler. His logic being that if we put down our weapons, the darkne...er...twilight will too.
*the guardians would be villainized by his cronies and supporters.
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You sir, win the internet today. I'm a lib by the way. Libertariaaaaaaan!
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2 RepliesYou know, I usually don't like your troll posts, but after this one I have a lot more respect for you.
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This made my day thank you
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What if we take out Obama and make Morgan Freeman the speaker.
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This is great. 10/10. Lmao. Perfect
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2 RepliesCertainly glad the speaker is not a politician.
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2 RepliesThen the speaker would become the main enemy of the game
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For once I may just agree with you
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I'm getting a headache from reading this, I'm putting my head in the sand...
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1 ReplyWhat if it was Hitler? Lol
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Edited by CozMcKilljoy: 8/27/2014 1:31:37 AMWe would have all our guns taken away, AR's would be limited and have their magazines cut down to holding only 5 rounds...
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If Obama were the Speaker then we would not actually fight the enemies, only put sanctions on them...then the whole world of destiny would laugh at us :(
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3 RepliesHe would have to read all of his speaches off a piece of paper and say "let me be clear" a lot.
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That would be hilarious!
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Forgot one: He would go play with the purple ball immediately after a captured vanguard had his ghost link severed.
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Obama is already taken, he is Tyrael.
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Edited by LightTehRing94: 8/27/2014 12:59:41 AM*This joke already has been done *Obama despite his pathetic attempts to portray himself as a peaceful guy is actually a warmonger just like the president before him. Obama is Bush part 2, just playing the role of a "democrat" *The Speaker would use drones to wipe out the Fallen, Cabal, Vex, and Hive. *The Speaker would detain you if you spoke out against him in the smallest way
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3 RepliesI would boycot the game. No joke.
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I think the Speaker would talk really slow and have continues breaks in his dialogue. [spoiler];) just messing[/spoiler]
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Hahahaha glorious
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Best long face post i've seen yet.
