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Edited by superskybro:
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5 Replies2 So the taken psions won’t stop multiplying, the timeline jumping British robot is spending 12 hours a day crying in bed about her not British human sister, and while a lady friend and I were “[i]experimenting[/i]” with Stasis my... how do I say... personal area... is now frozen and it isn’t thawing. Please help I’m very scared.
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Presses 2. Nerf thrall that are in groups. Presses 7
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*presses 9*
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1 ReplyPresses 3 Mr Johnson I'm calling regarding your package being stuck at the customs in China. There seems to be unpaid postage and hence they are unable to release it. To facilitate clearance of your package, please send $2.99 to bank account number 846-15112-988 Bank of Zimbabwe. After you have done so, kindly screenshot the transaction reference number together with your full name and bank account number and email to not@scam.com. Have a good day!
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Edited by snapshotwarlock: 2/9/2021 7:52:34 PM*Presses 4*
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Edited by JVNori: 2/9/2021 2:25:23 AM*Presses 3* Uh, yeah, I got an Ascended Realm and a Vex Gate inside my posterior, any way I can expel them out with my farts?
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3 RepliesEdited by Grays_KS27: 2/9/2021 9:07:07 AM3 Okay, so what if -hypothetically- someone had a, um, a hypothetical jury-rigged explosive that they hypothetically snatched from a hypothetical crew of Fallen while they were distracted by a hypothetical “accidental” electrical fire. And what if this hypothetical someone hypothetically didn’t realize that the hypothetical bomb [i]was[/i] a hypothetical bomb until they were hypothetically toying with it in the Tower and [i]*ahem*[/i] hypothetically turned the thing on. And couldn’t hypothetically find the hypothetical way to turn it off. And hypothetically panicked and accidentally dropped it and, um -after an unprecedented chain of events involving a sweeper bot, a dancing Guardian, and a very unfortunate New Monarchy representative- hypothetically lost it. Somewhere in the Tower. What, hypothetically, should that someone do? ... 7
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7 Replies*Pressed 0*
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1 Reply3: I have two. Every time I get 7 stacks of paracausal shot, I fire the 8th round and it does the 7 stack damage, but I [u]keep[/u] the stacks for my 9th shot (cus of catalyst) is this intentional. So if I boil eggs with my Solar energy, does that make the eggs paracausal? Since solar energy is being absorbed into the chicken yolk?
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1 Reply3. Every time I build up a 7 stack of paracasaul charges there are no enemies left or just a shank. I am pretty disappointed that Hawkmoon is only ready to shoot its load after everyone is dead.
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1 Reply1 would the earth self destruct if taken shriekers were deployed? I'm scared I see them everywhere help me
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5 Replies*presses 3* Hello! I ordered a Taken Ogre recently from that Taken bundle you guys got (forgot the name), and I instead got some robo-Fallen mumbling about ‘extinction’ and what not. Any way I could refund this Fallen?
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7 Replies*Presses 3* “Yeah is this the Wendy’s off of 7th?”
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8 RepliesEdited by Odiferus: 2/8/2021 1:50:05 AMSo uh, do throne worlds come with, ya know, thrones? Cuz I’d love to survey my whole plane of existence from a super BA chair. Also, where’s my sword? Edit* [spoiler]forgot to press 3 🤦♂️[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyEdited by Demon_XXVII: 2/7/2021 10:29:29 PMPressed 1: I think those pyrimid ships are fake It’s the [i]pyramid[/i] ships you need to worry about...
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3 Replies2 So I killed a paracausal wish dragon and now it’s living in my head and seems to think we’re married and refuses to get a divorce.
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11 Replies*press 3* Hi,there's a problem with a Thrall on the Tangled Shore, a Warlock called Bluebrr-4 has been killed by a Thrall that became an ogre with a tumor on his back, he thinks that by Sword Logic he has now ascended into a superior being and emits cosmic farts all over the Shore
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6 Replies7, I know it’s been a long time...
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1 Reply3 So, uh, im having a problem in my throne world. Theres a guy... well, more of a ball of light called Toland that is trying to take my throne world by force. What do i do?
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10 Replies*presses 3*
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2 RepliesPyramid ships have interiors, they have stairs, they have statues, everything about them says they aren’t paracasual and that they were built by some species.
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13 Replies*presses 2*
