*Assumes the Noble Turkey Stance* Good afternoon and hail HYDRA. Last weekend HYDRA developed a killer cybernetic donkey capable of neutralizing even the most mighty of metahumans. A field test was proposed by HYDRA High Command to send creature against Captain America in an attempt to publicly assassinate him. Operation: Burronator was an absolute smashing success! HYDRA couldn't believe it! Red Skull couldn't believe it either! The Cyberdonkey fought the Sentinel of Liberty in front of the entire UN Committee and successfully killed him in single combat. It was truly a great day in HYDRA history. The scientists responsible for developing the Cyberdonkey will be awarded at a celebratory gala at Site-Alpha later this week. Big thank you to all my good flibberts who hailed HYDRA during Operation: Burronator who made this landmark achievement possible. All Skull Team 6 Commandos have successfully mastered the Fist of the Eleventeen Thousand War Cushions. They now have the ability to punch so hard that the impact can level a city block. Crossbones has successfully infiltrated the Sanctum Sanctorum as Dr. Strange's new assistant. Thanksgiving festivities will continue at HYDRA Youth camps until the 30th. That is all for this week. Get ready to hail HYDRA! [T]7 [T]/[i] [b] HAIL HYDRA!!!!!!!!![/b][/i]