My friend who's like a brother just had a girl, and I help take care of her from time to time. His first was a boy, which I also helped take care of. He is now 3 yrs old and he was breastfed. They had no problem with the brestfeeding. Now with the baby girl I figured she would be breastfed too, they had no problems with that until they saw her being breastfed. Its been about 2 weeks and me and him cant get rid of this feeling that shes going to turn out to be lesbian. She really attacks my friends wifes boobs moreso than the boy when he was a baby. It just doest seem right and i cant help but wonder if this is how lesbians are made? I fear she will be lesbian if she isnt bottle fed, not that I'm homophobic or anything. Maybe Tod is a little homophobic, but not me. I -blam!-ing respect the shit out of homos. Even if they look pretty -blam!-ing gay. Takes a lot of balls. Does anyone have any advice or experience here? Is this an act of lesbianism? Should my friend stay pissed his wife for what shes doing to thier child? The arguing between them is getting intense. We both hate the idea of someones tits bieng forced into his baby girls face.
Edit: forgot the tag, lol
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17 RepliesThat is indeed how we are made. And let me tell you something, I still like to suckle as much as I possible can to cement my lesbianism!!! 😏
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1 ReplyBreastfeeding only turns FROGS gay, jeez dude get a clue.
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Edited by WILLtheKILLA5: 1/15/2020 8:05:05 AMI tired reading this, but some where I had a mental malfunction,
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You -blam!- you actually made me chuckle
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2 RepliesFemale babies were breastfed for most of human history. They mostly turned out straight. Sexual orientation is hardwired. Gay people might be a little more visible nowadays because they're not scared into remaining in the closet, or threatened with legal punishment for loving the person they choose (as was the case well into this century). But they've always existed, despite society's best efforts to eliminate them.
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8 Replies🤔 If breast feeding turns baby girls lesbian... [spoiler]...then how do baby boys turn gay?[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesDude this might be a breakthrough. I’ll make sure to get this if I ever get a daughter
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[quote]homos look pretty gay[/quote]~Lee 2020
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You shouldn’t have added the satire tag
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5 RepliesWell, most lesbians have been breastfed by a woman. Not to mention that they also have spent several months inside a woman. I think that the evidence is quite substantial.
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2 RepliesConsidering a large number of both gay AND lesbians were likely breastfed... there's probably correlation there that really ought to be explored.
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Definitely. This is how lesbians are made... 💯%
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You saw that AITA post didnt you? Surely that was a troll. Surely. 😂
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Is this comedy?
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I used to suck my dad's long boob as he called it I'm not gay. [spoiler]this is a joke[/spoiler]
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I suggest electroconvulsive conversion theropy
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Not in any of the movies I’ve seen.
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*Confusion* [quote]Edit:[/quote] Oh, that makes sense now [spoiler]baited[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWe truly do indeed live in a society
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Edited by FdYAcsoyPKN83gLE: 1/14/2020 9:56:05 PMThat’s a baby. O_O Wtf?
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Bruh!
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Tl;dr baby girl might be lesbian?
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Not if a guy breast feeds her