The fart where everything seems normal at first. A good farty noise. Not really a bad smell. Then the heat. It feels like your anus is on fire. Like some mystical being has cursed your arse to feel like gaseous lava is flowing through. Sometimes there is a not sound. Sometimes there is the sound of a Minecraft Creeper about to explode, sometimes it’s just loud thunder. Then the smell kicks in. The horrid smell. Like a thousand shits being shat at the same time while being lit on fire but also like garbage left in a parking lot to stew for a month. Then there is the feeling in your gut. Like you are going to shit your pants and there is nothing you can do. You run to the nearest bathroom in a dead run, butt carefully, because to much movement will set off the explosion early. Once your cheeks meet the cool toilet seat, the anus lava turns into a branding, a sharp, hot, almost kinky branding. Hotter than a star going super nova. Then the liquid. You knew it was not going to be a normal solid shit. You knew for sometime it was going to be Diehhrea. No, Diehrrea? No, Die of Malaria? No, Diarrhea? Ah, yes that’s it. The liquid, a thousand fire hoses firing out your bum at the same instance. The force so great, you think you hear the toilet bowl shatter. The force so great, it backsplashes. Your ass feels icy cold but your anus is on fire. When it is over, you wipe. You wipe yourself raw. Right when you start to get up, the feeling returns. You have to shit again. This continues in a never ending cycle for a few hours. When it is over and it is time to flush, you worry nothing will go down. So you wash your hands, flush and . . . run. Have you ever had a fart like that? Edit: After leaving the toilet, I have discovered my belly is not protruding out anymore.