I just wanna start off with earlier today I became the center point of everyone’s day here in offtopic. If I didn’t offend you I’m sorry I was probably too busy offending everyone else.
I wanted to highlight why I’m doing this. Why I’m throwing my account away permanently.
You see I have this friend. Her name is Artemis. Artemis and I have our own story. In fact it’s quite an eventful one. However ever since she’s met me I’ve been nothing but a horrible friend to her and worse a terrible boyfriend at times.
Now I’ve already planned to leave offtopic this month however I wasn’t satisfied.
So yeah I’m doing this because I’m not such a great person and well after four years on this site
I’ve had enough. Instead of exiting like a mature and responsible person I decided let’s go out with one loud explosion cause that’s just who I am.
@Ninjas I’ll be waiting to see the permanent ban notification
And hey if you wanna say something nice to me please don’t. Instead say it to Artemis. Also sign up for her awesome story she’s put a lot of time into planning it out!
https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/251052128/0/0 I’m sure she’d appreciate it.
I will say I love how much I’ve brought offtopic together with these two posts. Sure it may have been mostly arguing but you gotta admit I made a lot of people get into the discussions. Even some of those lurkers and literally who’s. You’re welcome.
Oh hey would you look at that Slim Slimy is still around. Now you people are in for some actual hell. It’s a good thing I made friends with some of the better people from offtopic.
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#Offtopic
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11 Repliesliterally W H O
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3 RepliesWhat in sam hell is goin on here?
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3 Replies[spoiler]stop[/spoiler]
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24 RepliesNobody else comment. Don't give him the attention. Just mute him and move on. Bye Felicia
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2 RepliesI smell a name change brewing.
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13 RepliesWho even are you?
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I don't think this thread screamed "Ban me" loud enough. You got to get creative champ, knock'em out, I'm rooting for ya.
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2 RepliesEdited by silencersix: 2/22/2019 4:54:53 PM“I’m going to leave the forums and everybody is definitely going to care!” News flash: we don’t
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1 ReplyI'm confused
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1 ReplyAnd who the -blam!- are you?
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15 RepliesI have two questions, why does everyone seem to hate you? And what are gonna do to get banned?
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1 ReplyI smell a Ćunt. Go fućk yourself because honestly no one cares.
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26 RepliesEdited by Mister Mustard: 2/20/2019 10:32:25 PMWtf is going on here
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58 RepliesYou’ve only offended yourself…
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16 RepliesI'm sorry, but why should we care? Your posts are trash. You won't be missed, and I'm sure you know this already. Dumb drama queen....
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37 RepliesI thought Artemis was a dude. Does that mean we're up to 3 girls in offtopic now?
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1 ReplyThis is so -blam!-ing cringy This isn’t a -blam!-ing dating site or some shit. No one cares about how people treated you because everyone gets treated bad on the internet.
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10 RepliesThis is kind of a sad story.
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3 RepliesI don't like muting because it just seems cowardly and ignorant. But from this shit and how you wanted to slide into my irl friend's DMs during the middle of her break up, I'll make an easy exception.
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1 ReplySorry but whomstivle?
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They won’t ban you if you ask, believe me. I tested those waters on some of my alts.
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1 ReplyThanks tmz
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2 RepliesThank you for your service I giveth unto you my finest n word for you to use at your discretion. Farewell.
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1 ReplyIs this based off “Ready player one”