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Edited by Valigus:
12/18/2019 4:17:05 PM
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Titan storytime/ the story of Rezyl azzir for kinderguardians
This is meant to be a fun joke- however contains some lore
Gather up little titans so I can tell you the story of the curious titan.
[spoiler]the curious titan was a great warrior and leader who protected humanity[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]but he always wondered about what was on the moon [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]so he went up to the moon and talked to a evil dark lady and her husband whom he fought
for two days and killed [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]then the curious titan went home with his trophy from the battle[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]then the curious titan decided it would be fun to pretend to be a hunter [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]and like any hunter he decided to kill lots of other guardians but he did so with a dark and evil purpose[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]until he killed a hunter named jaren ward[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]jaren wards gun was given to his son who hunted the curious titan[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]the son found the curious titan and killed him[/spoiler]
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So what have we learned today that
Kg: curiosity turned the titan evil and got a lot of people killed and this is why titans don’t like warlocks because curiosity is evil
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So much of this is wrong now I may rewrite it
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2 RepliesHave you ever heard the tale of Rezyl Azzir the Strong?
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The second one is out now
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1 ReplyYou dumbed it down and still got a lot of it wrong. Should’ve put this metal on you.
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1 ReplyLmao this is gold
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5 RepliesEdited by RC Mink: 2/3/2019 2:15:33 AMExactly why we don’t like them. But I am a wall, and walls don’t care [spoiler]where are my D1 (and 2) bubble bros?[/spoiler]
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Edited by The Guardian: 2/5/2019 10:20:04 AMThis was beautiful [spoiler]I like the part where the curious Titan dies[/spoiler]
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5 RepliesI remember growing up to that book, an the childhood memories...
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5 RepliesCuriosity is a great thing. Learning about our enemy’s helps us defeat them. Yors a bad example of this but there are great examples
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Gonna read this to my children
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4 RepliesEdited by Anachiro: 2/3/2019 4:58:42 PMHe makes titans look bad
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1 ReplyAll I want is a subclass with blink, high dps that can do precision damage, good passive game that doesn't need exotics and my bubble from D1 back. If this happens I will ascend to heaven
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1 ReplyHow about the time the Curious Titan killed the big bad Fallen? Lol Excellent. If I was a toddler who could wield the power of the cosmos to slay alien invaders, I would definitely read this.
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5 RepliesWhen he came out from hive pit he became dredgen yor. And a hunter too. Didn't you watch byfs video? Or read thorn 1-5?
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3 RepliesTitans don’t get anything cool, the fact that they changed Yor into a titan did nothing for the story and did nothing for titans. It’s basically still a badass hunter story that’s it
