So I was going to get around to blowing my brains out eventually, but something interesting happened that may postpone that: I was sent a death threat from my crush's boyfriend for smiling at her. I wish I were making this stuff up. Now, there's the problem: I was going to kill myself anyways, so what do I do? I am way larger than this dude. I promptly reminded him of this. I was going to remind him that he was sending this threat over social media, but that's kinda unoriginal so I told him he was so skinny and ugly that I mistook him for a survivor of a certain event that cost the lives of seven minus one million. This guy poses with guns often. He looks like slim jesus but with a really long face like he was born in chernobyl or some shit. He's abusive and creepy. He does meth. I want his bitch. If I kill myself It'll look really embarrassing, so I'm just kinda stuck here. So, how was your day?