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10/29/2018 7:55:43 PM
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For those of you who still believe your Parents
Don’t.
They lie.
They are telling children that there is a jolly fat man that delivers gifts, he won’t, he never has, don’t believe it this time around.
They have such a lose grasp of truth and reality, I’m surprised that they are actually able to exist.
Do yourself a favor, don’t be gullible, don’t write letters to Santa.
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#Offtopic
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1 ReplyI have a bit of a belly I'm usually pretty jolly by christmas eve I leave presents for my kids I told no lies. Checkm8
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3 RepliesHe did at one point. St Nicholas is a historical figure. Originally he only gave to the poor. Just a couple of gold coins in people’s socks that were hanging out to dry.
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Here's a worse lie: you [i]must[/i] buy gifts for everyone.
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But if you don't then how will anyone know what you want, you can't just demand you're parents buy you an Xbox, it'd be rude.
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Although it’s true we have to accept the fact that whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars. So let's get to taking out their command, one by one. Valus Ta'aurc. From what I can gather he commands the Siege Dancers from an Imperial Land Tank outside of Rubicon. He's well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this beast out, and break their grip on Freehold.
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3 RepliesThank god. Now I won’t have to invest in automated turrets & home security systems every -blam!-ing December.
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So your talking to everyone under 6? “Never has” I’m mean he is based off some French dude who would go around delivering gifts.
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You sayin that Santa-Jesus-God doesn't exist?
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Huh, my parents never taught me about Santa. Santa wasn't really a thing to my parents when they were kids, so they never taught me about him.
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3 RepliesAfter learning the truth about Santa, yeah, I was disappointed and a tad angry. But then I thought about the wonder it created and the hope that came along with it and I then realized how important it is to have a sense of wonder. A sense of hope. I may not believe in such things anymore but my sense of wonder hasn't faded. Like when I look up into the night's sky, I feel that wonder.
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2 RepliesSame with jebus. [spoiler]only true god is the great flying spagettii monster[/spoiler]
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Looks like someone didn't get gifts on Christmas. :^)
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But I was taught that Santa [b]is[/b] Jesus! How can that be a lie? A jolly fat man who brings you presents makes much more sense than most religions, at least that's what they've been telling me!
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Don’t worry. Santa gets upgraded to Jesus when you’re an adult.
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8 RepliesEdited by SWED420: 10/30/2018 8:52:33 AMThat's a white lie. The real bad one is the other magical sky man 🤷♂️ Pretty much psychological child abuse.
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8 RepliesSanta isn’t real but god is.
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2 RepliesTFW you mistake your for you're
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Uh, yeah he's real dork. I see him at the mall every year.
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Psssh... All the kool kids know Santa’s not real The tooth fairy on the other hand is real
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2 RepliesI was SUPER pissed when I found out Santa wasn't real. I wouldn't talk to my parents for a week and I would rant about how mean they were. [spoiler]I will enjoy seeing my child do the same[/spoiler]
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Wait...what? But, I thought Prep & Landing was a documentary/live action thing, like Cops and Dog the Bounty Hunter. Damn. 😔
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My favorite part of Christmas time is when cookie dough goes on sale so you can bake cookies for Santa! Except I don't do that- I eat them myself! Ahahahah! [spoiler]Altho some of the dough makes like a bowl of cheerios if you catch my drift. Take that however you want.[/spoiler]
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gtfo!
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1 ReplyWhat if my parents hired an incredibly fat man dressed in red to leave presents near the tree then stare at me?
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... Actually he's real, but he works for EA now... [spoiler]not included in the DLC[/spoiler]
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After contemplating acting like I still believed in Saint Christopher, I decided to refrain. But thank you, for the heads up.
