WHAT IN THE EMPEROR'S NAME DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT ME, YOU LITTLE HERETIC? I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I WAS PROMOTED TOP OF MY CHAPTER IN THE ULTRAMARINES, AND I'VE BEEN INVOLVED IN NUMEROUS GLORIOUS ASSAULTS ON XENOS SCUM, AND I HAVE OVER 300,000 CONFIRMED KILLS. I AM WELL READ OF THE CODEX ASTARTES AND I'M THE TOP TACTICAL MARINE IN THE ENTIRE IMPERIUM OF MAN. YOU ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT JUST ANOTHER PIECE OF BLASPHEMOUS SCUM. I WILL PURGE YOU IN THE EMPEROR'S NAME WITH SUCH FURY AS HAS NEVER BEEN WITNESSED BEFORE IN THE MILLION WORLDS OF THE IMPERIUM, HEED MY DECREE. YOU THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH SPEWING THAT HERESY OVER THE VOX? RECONSULT YOUR DARK AUGURIES, SCUM. AS WE SPEAK I AM CONTACTING THE INQUISITION'S EXTENSIVE NETWORK OF PSYKERS ACROSS THE IMPERIUM AND YOUR MEASLY TAINTED THING THAT YOU CALL A SOUL IS BEING TRACED RIGHT NOW SO PREPARE FOR THE WARP STORM, MAGGOT. THE WARP STORM THAT PURGES THE PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A LIFE YOU HAVE IN SERVICE OF THE DARK GODS. YOU'RE PURGED, KID. I CAN DROP ANYWHERE, ANYTIME, AND I CAN KILL YOU IN OVER SEVEN THOUSAND WAYS, AND THAT'S JUST WITH MY POWER-ARMORED HANDS. NOT ONLY AM I EXTENSIVELY VERSED IN UNARMED COMBAT, BUT I HAVE ACCESS TO ALL THE BLESSED RELIQUARIES OF THE ULTRAMARINES CHAPTER AND I WILL USE ALL OF ITS SACRED ARTIFACTS TO THEIR FULL EXTENT TO PURGE YOUR MISERABLE HIDE FROM THE GOD-EMPEROR'S WORLD, YOU FILTH. IF ONLY YOU HAD KNOWN THE HOLY RETRIBUTION CRUSADE YOUR LITTLE "TZEENTCHIAN" COMMENT WAS ABOUT TO CALL DOWN UPON YOU, MAYBE YOU WOULD HAVE HELD YOUR BLASPHEMOUS TONGUE. BUT YOU COULDN'T, YOU DIDN'T, AND NOW YOU SHALL KNOW PURGATION, YOU LOWLY SCUM. I WILL RAIN FURY UPON YOU AND YOU WILL BURN. YOU'RE -blam!-ING DEAD, HERETIC.

Do you think he will come captain? Captain? Captain look! (Points to a ship heading towards us it’s a Bungie ship with a nerf hammer) Dear god that’s got to be the best pirate I’ve ever seen

Go cast your fancy magic someplace else.