//AUDIO AVAILABLE SINCE 2XXX// //MAINTENANCE FRAME TRANSCRIPT FOLLOWS// [b]Zapiro-4:[/b] So you're half human... and half Awoken? [b]Athena Vern[/b]: I'm half Spanish and half white on my human side. [b]Z4[/b]: Mmmmm nope, I'm not seeing the Awoken side of you. But I certainly notice those Latina thighs. Mama, why you no share? We're a Fireteam. [b]AV[/b]: Go kill yourself. The only reason why I chose to be part of this 2-man Fireteam is because I had no other option. You were the only Guardian with free spots. I wonder why? [b]Z4[/b]: Mmmhmmm. [b]AV[/b]: Trust me, I would've taken Colonel over you. [b]Z4:[/b] What stopped you? [b]AV[/b]: Bunch of hippie Hunters convinced Zavala to add him to their Fireteam along with Cayde-6's words. [b]Z4[/b]: Uh-huh. [Silence.] [b]Z4[/b]: What's that my little buddy, Reis? You think AV has the hots for me? Yeah, me too." [b]Reis[/b]: Athena, you know I would never say such a thing. [b]AV[/b]: I know, Reis. [b]Z4[/b]: Don't lie, Reis! [b]R[/b]: I'm not lying! This is why we couldn't get any Fireteam members! You avoid the guys because you want the precious spotlight, and all of the female Guardians reject your post! It's a blessing that Athena even accepted you. [b]Z4[/b]: Ow. That hurt. [b]R[/b]: Good. [Silence.] [b]Z4[/b]: Athena. [b]AV[/b]: What now? [b]Z4:[/b] I have a boo-boo from Reis. I need a kiss to make it feel better. [b]AV[/b]: Suffer. [b]Z4:[/b] What if I bought us dinner and watch some Crucible? [b]AV[/b]: Rejected. [b]Z4[/b]: Not even Spicy Burrito? The only restaurant that can rival Spicy Ramen? [b]R:[/b] What? When did this come to business? [b]Z4[/b]: After the Legendary Guardian busta cap in Ghaul's veiny dome so shhh! Athena! Your answer? [No answer.] [b]Z4:[/b] You think she thinking about it? [b]R[/b]: I can't believe she's actually in a dilemma from this." [Still no answer.] [b]AV[/b]: Sorry, I accidentally muted you guys while pulling in the Tower. What I meant to say was hell to the no. Back to the Castellos Constellation: https://www.bungie.net/en/Forums/Post/243179955