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originally posted in:The New Dojo
1/17/2018 3:39:46 PM
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“Well, how else am I supposed to literally create a new life form? Can’t just have noting happen, make something from nature and it wants a price! I’m alright anyways, just gotta go find some... Well you don’t have to worry, you don’t have it! You’re a robot!”
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Edited by Skatch142: 1/17/2018 3:44:23 PM<Blood? I have a fluid that can be confused for it and I’m an android, not a robot.>
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“Yeah, actually! Anyways, this one was free so you wouldn’t have to give me any anyways!”
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*She lifted the exotic cat slowly and played with one of its ear tufts.* <I have a fluid which travels through my body like it is blood. I doubt it’s compatible, nor can I afford to lose any since it acts as my brain... I’m sorry, that was off topic. Tell me about the mini gods.>
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“That depends on what god you want to get! There’s several different religions I have gods from, and several different strengths!”
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<Do you have a Lord? They are the creators of the Sphirin race, which my father is a member of.> [spoiler]The Lords are actually just humans, but none of them know that.[/spoiler]
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“Uh... You could just walk outside for that one! That’s just making a person, which is waaaaay too easy!”
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<Wait, what’s [i]that[/i] supposed to mean?.. They’re long gone... Moved elsewhere.> *Her grip had tightened on the caracal, not hurting it but making it a little nervous.*
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“I mean they’re right out there, silly! Homo sapiens! Humans! You know, primates with opposable thumbs!”
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<That’s... It’s not possible... They... They couldn’t make an entire race... Not from what they have now...> *Somehow, the Professor had made an android without a face look surprised. She dropped the startled cat and rubbed her “snout,” mumbling.* <That can’t be true.> [spoiler]The Sphirins are created wayyy in the future in Sketch’s home dimension.[/spoiler]
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“You do know that genetic engineering allows humans to make literally anything they want with enough time, right? They’re totally capable of that! But no, they wouldn’t do it now! Not yet! In a little while!”
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*She picked the cat back up again, her voice shaky.* <I... I need to go...>
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“Alright! I hope you come purchase another item soon! We have a two-for-one sale coming up!”
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*She just shuffled quickly out of the tent, unsure whether to believe the Professor or what she had been taught.*
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[spoiler]End unless you’ve got something else planned.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Nah, I think having an android in a religious/existential crisis is a good place to leave off.[/spoiler]
