[url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Groups/Chat?groupId=2971098]Then join The Bnet Elders of Zion today![/url]
Who we are:
[quote]We are a group of friendly #Offtopic zionists seeking to spread Jewish culture to all four corners of b.net. Our requirements for admission are simple: Be A Jew. If not biologically, then at least in spirit. We hold that all genes are equal, and that Levi's are best. As an association of zionism, our core beliefs stem from The Protocols of The Elders of Offtopic, and The Sacred Talmeme. We strive to uphold their message of dankness and hope through memes across Offtopic and beyond.
Our Patriarch, Abaraheem Bar-Pepe Krishthchild was the first user to charge interest on memes. His legacy still endures, and all levels of Offtopian society from finance, entertainment, and education operate on the principles he forged. We strive to usher in the One Forum Order uniting all users under a common standard of dankness. Those who do not share our vision will be relocated to modest recreational camps offering fun activities, educational courses, and convenient de-licing facilities.[/quote]
-Mission Statement of The Elders
The hour of the Elders is nigh! Become an elder before the coming storm!
https://www.bungie.net/en/Groups/Chat?groupId=2971098
Edit 1: This is some groovy Jewish music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KUqv_RvnEI
Edit: keep the join requests coming. I'm busy, so I haven't been able to hop on PC to confirm. But I will in a couple hours. Since D2 one can no longer mangage groups from mobile. I will be elevating chosen brothers to the rank of Rabbi to mitigate this issue. Thanks for your patience...
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Is this just to mock the Holocaust denier? [spoiler]if so, I like it.[/spoiler]
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[quote]Abraheem Bar-Pepe Krishthchild[/quote] kek
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Inb4 Morty
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Where is Rick Cohenstein and do Rick and Morty go on adventures in their spaceschipenstaffen, make shitty fart jokes and talk about basic philosophical stuff in an attempt to sound intelligent?
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3 RepliesHitler had the right idea, but he was an underachiever... A good jew is a dead jew or one that cooks in the oven! Fu*k off you zionist dog!
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oy vey...
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3 RepliesI'm not racist but everynow and then I get the undesirable urge to invade Poland. SP please advise what to do?
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What if this guys actually an anti Semite just trying to gather all the jews in one place
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11 RepliesYes, I'm sure we all love having to pay back more money to a greedy banker than what we borrowed. I'm sure we also love seeing people forfeit all their possessions to the banks because there is not enough money circulating in the economy to pay back the debt that is owed. Jews are such nice people who invented great things such as usury.
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2 RepliesI’ll join, I have friends who are Jewish
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This is cool buy Moon Pies are cooler
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13 RepliesThe holocaust didn't happen.
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3 RepliesI like that "posts designed to trigger our many neo-[url=http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law]-godwinslaw!-[/url] users" is now a recognizable style on this forum. Well done, everyone.
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Thanks, now I know exactly where to release myself.
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This is -blam!-ing hilarious to watch, unlike the whole president thing and that army of offtopic shit. Keep up the good art.
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1 ReplyYes, so please everyone, put down your tsuris, for in here you will truly be mishpocheh! Also, Wierd Al and Adam Sandler are true mentsh!
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1 ReplyI know both Jew-Jitsu and Kung-Jew. Am I in?
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Don't mind me... ... just gettings 'חַ
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2 RepliesJoin here so you can become a master of the financial arts and a grandzion of Jewjitsu!
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Just to be clear, you’re the ones who go to war with the Scientologists yes?
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4 RepliesI reject this for the absence of the band “Chromeo” in the link
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1 Reply
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7 RepliesI'm Jewish and dank. Am I in?