Hunters are awesome, Titans are not. They think too highly of themselves and want everyone to listen to them. Not to mention, Titans have butt towels. That clearly means that they are too lazy to wipe themselves and are increasingly sweaty.
Hunters are awesome, Warlocks are not. They are the edgiest class, always going dark side on their brothers and sisters in the light. And what's with their armbands and trench coats? Bad fashion taste, or evil plot for crimes against humanity?
Hunters are awesome, They are incredibly awesome. They get their jobs done no matter the cost. They take the hate other classes give them and don't get angry about it. Not to mention, they don't have a cruddy butt towel or an edgy armband, they got a cloak. The cloaks are practically capes. Cape equals better than Titan and Warlock and are the true heroes of Destiny.
Hunters Rule!!!
[spoiler]Congrats to the people who understand that this is a joke or are reading this and learning that this is a joke.
If you don't understand that this is a joke and are completely ignoring this to write messages of pure hate because you can't take a joke, I bet you are going to see my main, check my PvP stats and raid completions and start saying how my opinion sucks and is inferior to yours because apparently your stats are better. Please, go ahead. Just prove my point about you being butt hurt. Help me save money on salt by giving me a free refill with yours.[/spoiler]
Update: Well, I was going to make a new one like this on why Titans are cool, but seeing as how many people dislike it and how some of you completely ignore the fact that this is a sh*tpost suggests that I shouldn't and I'm not going to. Hope you're happy.
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16 RepliesWhy is it always titans get burned first? Now I'm grumpy. Stupid little hunters. [spoiler]Pouts in corner using my epic MARK as a tissue.[/spoiler]