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3/9/2017 1:54:50 AM
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New LFG Requirement For Weekly Featured Raids
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Flawless raider or gtfo
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5 RepliesChatterwhite or gtfo
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1 ReplyMust be able to share ammo and hit active reloads. Must be able to use bayonets if affixed to your weapon. Must have previously killed at least 3 enemies with a single "bagged and tagged" meatshield. Ability to jump is optional. Friendly fire is on.
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Here are my requirements: 1. -blam!- you.
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12 RepliesIm calling the first week of the update during the CE challenge xur wont be selling heavy ammo
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1 ReplyMy LFG requirements after the update... Got a mic? Willing to listen? Cool come on in
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Edited by RavenousLD3341: 3/13/2017 6:03:18 PMPre-alpha raider Must have found all 8 chests in VoG plus the 3 hidden ones that no-one really thinks exists Must have Soloed Atheon with No Land Beyond while blind folded Must have empty vault Must have a vial of Chuck Norris's tears (only obtained from insulting him until he actually cried, be prepared to upload a scan of the certificate of authenticity, don't give me the "used it to cure cancer" BS) Must have a Truth with a 4 rocket magazine Must have an exotic void shotgun Must be able to break Crota's shield with melee attacks only. Must be 420 light (amirite) Must have invisibility perks on all classes Must have killed a red bar warrior in the crucible. This will be my first VoG clear #satire
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1 ReplyGlad I played the Beta! [spoiler]plz no hate[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyMust have Twitch/YouTube account with 75k or more subs or else reported. Must still have Lost Broom in either your inventory or vault, or else reported. Must know how to switch classes mid-raid without leaving fireteam or returning to orbit, or else banned. Must be tier 13+, or else console-banned.
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5 RepliesMust have defated skolas year 1 must have at least 100 vog completions. Must have y1 praetorian foil, timepiece, fatebringer. Must know snipe cheese for oracles. Must have pushed templar and atheon off the cliff. Must have year 1 gjallarhorn. Must have year 1 icebreaker. Must be able to use relic Must be able to use sword Must be able to cheese bridge via jumping or tower Must know warlock self res cheese Must have cheesed crota via pulling the ethernet cord. Must know all jumping puzzles by heart. Anybody who takes more than 3 tries at the jumping puzzles will be kicked. Must know golgoroth cheese. Must have cheesed totems. Must know maze cheese Must know 16 blight strat Light 397+ only 4k+ grimmore only Must name all 4 exotics xur sold week 2
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"No year 1 players please....too busy living in the past to be relevant......will check."
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24 RepliesEdited by Thyy Savage: 3/10/2017 9:55:47 PM1. Must have beaten all raids on hard, show me whatever you have to show for them, ships, shaders, emblem, etc. (Challenge modes have same rules with challenge emblems) 2. Gjallarhorn, ToM, Dark Drinker, good Sniper, Shotgun and Primary (Have a well stocked arsenal) all at a usable light level. 3. Can't have a voice that sounds like a girl or knife scraping a plate 4. Must have a Mic and be able to talk clearly and communicate 5. Take blame for your mistakes and call out things you see. Give advice or tips/opinions as long as they aren't -blam!-ing stupid. 6. Don't blast music, especially rap or country music. 7. Don't quit after failing a few times. 8. Don't be a idiot, please 9. Have fun 10. Must be 395+ Light Call me an elitist all you want but I don't want to be in a raid for 8 hours. Edit: This is satire, just an fyi
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Oh, noooo
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Ugh... If you're a normal human being, completing any raid two or three times makes you "experienced". They're not that f-cking hard. If someone requires me to have completed it X amount of times, I'll make my own group, thanks. Requirements like that mean you can't handle it yourself. Wankers.
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"Must send screenshot of day 1 node on Triumph book."
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56 RepliesEdited by Masko: 3/10/2017 12:22:25 PMIF A PERSON CLAIMS EXPERIENCE WITH ANY RAID THESE ARE THE REQUIREMENTS For VoG: Must be able to name and show all Y1 VoG weapons, including the two rarest ones For Crota: Must correctly answer the following questions #1 - Where do you jump from when cheesing the Bridge #2 - What preceded the "Balcony strat" in the final encounter #3 - How do you lure both wizards out without entering the Crystal room King's Fall: Must pass following test #1 - Show me which way is left and which way is right #2 - I will assign you a number between 2 and 6. Remember it. #3 - What is Counter clockwise? #4 - When assigned a plate, you will tell me where your Knight spawns #5 - Repeat the number I have assigned you during step #2 #6 - Show me your plate and bomb position IF YOU CLAIM NO EXPERIENCE IN RAIDS, THESE ARE YOUR REQUIREMENTS #1 - What is your gamertag #2 - What is my gamertag #3 - Which game are we playing
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2 RepliesMust have gamer tag including ( but not limited to) -xXx -420 -Name consisting of letters (uppercase and lowercase) and numers as letters i.e Qu1cK5c0P3z -Elite -MLG [spoiler]send nudes[/spoiler]
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Required: Full no hit run of darks souls 1-3 including dlc and bloodborne Prestige of the new remastered cod 10 Must have all 99s on runescape and have completed every boss Must own a smoke machine or smok tvf 12 Own the new zelda and no hit run on link to the past. Must have a mic Now which is really required ?
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My requirement will always be, throw me money and I'm all yours.
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1. Absolutely, under no circumstances at all, have any kind of music playing in the background. This is my absolute pet hate. Refusal to turn it off (no, not down) will result in an immediate kick.
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2 RepliesYear 1 laurea prime emblem will do nicely for that . Might have mispelled the name .
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2 RepliesMust have emblems only obtainable in year 1.
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"Must have a son in law named Jeff."
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3 RepliesMust have Bane of the Dark Gods and Aspect of Glass.
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13 RepliesMust know which side Mars and Venus are
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7 RepliesOh I can't wait. Ugh. 300+ hard mode raid completions. All adept lighthouse weapons. Pratorian Foil (whigh NOBODY has, rarest weapon from VoG). An Imago Loop with the exact Fatebringer roll. Yeah. If I have all that crap I don't need LFG.
