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1/7/2017 3:37:11 AM
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Only Ninety's kids will remember This
There once was a woman who had 100 children.
She named each of them after numbers in the order they were born. There was a fire and all of them died except Ninety. Ninety went off to have kids of her own. They were very kind and loving. One day they found an injured dog. They took it home and nursed it back to health. They hid the dog and never told their mother afraid she would kick the dog out . In fact they never told anyone. To keep from arousing any suspicions they named the dog "This" so the name could be used in conversation. One day This ran away. They never saw This again. No one else knew about This. No one even knew a dog named This existed.
Only Ninety's kids will remember This.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2wk1tp/there_once_was_a_woman_who_had_100_children/
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#Offtopic
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Shit, where is that video of the tank rolling through, Cali, I think it was?
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4 Repliesonly 90's kids will remember. song is running in the 90s by max coveri btw.
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1 Reply/r/jokes is literally cancer with the same spew constantly churning.
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Somebody needs to start a huge 90's nostalgia thread. I'm obsessed with the 90's
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Thats... incredible
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Lol, nice. Good job leaving the source!
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That's some Abbott and Costello level posting.
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1 ReplyWho remembers Blink 182's "I wanna F**K a dog in the as*" song? Used to be the funniest shit ever
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4 RepliesFrom the 80s. Who remembers?
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3 RepliesI tried the new "shitpost a copypasta" post, and it got #1 on trending
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5 RepliesIf the woman started having kids at the age of 18, let's say, she would be 93 after having her 100th kid. Yuck. [spoiler][i]I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.[/i][/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWasn't there a version where This died?
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1 ReplyEdited by Iyrha: 1/8/2017 1:45:43 AMWas wondering why 'This' was capitalized in the title.
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1 ReplyI see what you did there.
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This...this is amazing.
