You know that moment. When you've failed a try at a boss and you just need to wipe. So how do you do it? do you nade/rocket yourself? Do you jump off the map? OR like me, do you charge right at the boss and shout, "Punch him in the dick!!!?" I used all caps on that last question because if you're shouting of course it's in caps.
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I'm edgy [spoiler]heh[/spoiler]
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I either Melee it or Taunt (Emote)
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Generally it's time to wipe once one has finished dropping the deuce [spoiler]Srsly though you always punch the boss in the dick.[/spoiler]
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I'm the guy who runs around after everyone else has wiped :) Yep. Just when you think I might get bored and allow the darkness to take us... [spoiler]I res you ;)[/spoiler]
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I prefer the Allahu Akbar with a rocket.
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Aghhh, for Rickon!!!! [spoiler]game of thrones spoiler alert... [/spoiler]
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1 ReplyToilet paper, obviously, you barbarians.
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Nah, I'm like: "Gimme a hug, Aksi- AAUGH!!!" *Guardian down*
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[quote]You know that moment. When you've failed a try at a boss and you just need to wipe. So how do you do it? do you nade/rocket yourself? Do you jump off the map? OR like me, do you charge right at the boss and shout, "Punch him in the dick!!!?" I used all caps on that last question because if you're shouting of course it's in caps.[/quote] Fight me bro then oryx slams a platform
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You need to add "After Taco Tuesday"
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I'm a dick puncher for sure
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"Nah guys I got this...FOR NARNIA!"
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2 Replies"Go Now!!!!!.....get to da Choppa!!!!!!!"
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4 RepliesIt's confusing with Oryx. I just cover my bases and say "crotch."
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3 RepliesI try and give hugs, ^.^ which bosses never seem to want... -_-
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It's always "Give Golgoroth/Vosik/Aksis a hug!"
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I trust scream, "Let me love you!" and then get murdered.
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I just give aksis or Atheon or Crota a big hug.
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4 RepliesIll just run at them saying "love me!.. Give me a hug!!!!!" I do it in raids all the time.
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Remember the simple rhyme: leaves of three, LET IT BE!
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3 RepliesFor the love of [b][i]GOD[/i][/b], if you use baby wipes or [i]wet[/i] wipes to "freshen-up" then do not, I repeat [b][i]DO NOT[/i][/b] flush them! Just saw the most disgusting thing online - this video talking about how sewer systems are getting destroyed after these "logs" form from non-degradable trash, made-up mostly of wet-wipes but also things like Q-tips, condoms and tampons, [i]UGGGHHH!!![/i]
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1 ReplyBack to front is that normal?
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18 RepliesEdited by AscendantPotato: 1/4/2017 10:24:42 AMNice try, OP, but I see through your troll. Self-grenading was only an option in Halo back when grenade-jumping was a thing. No sensible person would waste rockets like that. Heavy is a precious commodity. There's not always an edge available, so that's clearly a decoy. The only real choice is the crotch-punch. [i]"There can be only one."[/i]
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4 RepliesHow did you know I'm in the bathroom right now buddy?
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I generally use toilet paper, but sometimes when there is no paper I have to awkwardly shuffle to the cupboard to get some paper to wipe with. [spoiler]I bet someone else has already made this joke[/spoiler]
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I don't always bum rush the boss during a wipe, but when I do, I furiously assault them at my eye level. I can't help that it's below Vosik's belt....