No joke. It can happen. Are you eligible for the easiest $13,000 a year??
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2015/01/29/you-can-earn-13000-a-year-selling-your-poop/
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Its kind of a shitty job but it pays!
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Hell yes! Give me some prune juice and some Ex-Lax and tell me where to sign up!
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[quote]kind of a shitty job[/quote] I lost it.
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[quote]Its kind of a shitty job but it pays![/quote] Was this pun intended? Lol But yea, I would be glad to sell my poop.
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Edited by FurryBeanbag420: 11/19/2016 12:35:22 PMHell I'd sell it for 13 dollars a year, it's costing me money on bog roll ATM! 13 free dollars and I can buy that extra soft shit, wipe like royalty
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[quote]Capsules [/quote] [quote]swallow[/quote] People are literally swallowing shit.
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1 ReplyThere is a gay joke here, pertaining to tightly packed shit. But eh. You can figure it out.
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Give mine away for free in a burning brown paper bag on your door step[spoiler]ding dong. Gotta run[/spoiler]
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Edited by EZ speedy9767: 11/18/2016 10:43:46 PM[quote]Its kind of a shitty job but it pays![/quote]
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Bump so I can read while pooping later
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7 RepliesThis is the first literal shitpost I've ever seen, well done.
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2 RepliesThat's not punny...
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3 RepliesIf they really want a lot of crap, they should just listen to Hillary all day.
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1 ReplyEdited by Ninja_Lazer: 11/18/2016 12:34:18 AMIf I sell my poop...what am I gonna use to make sandwiches?
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What...
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I'm pretty sure I don't qualify.
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1 Replyhell no that's gross
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1 Reply....::well I'll be damned.
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1 Reply*This job stinks* 💩💩💩
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1 ReplyWhat. The. Heck.
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1 ReplySo does that make this... [spoiler]a 💩 post?![/spoiler]
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1 Reply[quote]shitty[/quote]please tell me this was intentional XD
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2 RepliesEdited by Cake-6: 11/18/2016 3:45:38 AMWait is this a shitpost?
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They don't want my shit. Hopefully I'll find out exactly why they won't want my shit after I get that camera up my ass and have some scientists do science on my feces.
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1 ReplyThat would be nice, come home from Work and shit in a little container.
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I doubt my poop is good enough for them.