Any stories you can think of, funny or serious. All goes here.
To start off, I'll post one of my own.
My group started all new characters today, and we all have some or all spell casting ability. We have a Druid (former fighter), a warlock (aka me, also a former rogue), a wizard (formerly a cleric), and a bard (formerly a wizard) so I'm the only chaotic evil guy, and so I'm always doing shady stuff, lying, conspiring, really anything to get myself out of trouble. As a warlock I have excellent charisma, and so my lying abilities are through the roof. Anyway, we were in a custom adventure (the DM likes writing stories) and I lied to a spectator to bring him a staff (I wanted it for myself) and so he directed my team to the evil leader. So we were about to go down to the leader, and the bard, shoves me down a flight of stairs and I land at the bugbears feet. So then I go on lying that the spectator and everyone else was trying to kill the boss (the spectator worked for him) it did not work, as the lie got bigger, he stopped believing. That's how I died first.
Later on, after a long combat, I was negative, and I had just been stabilized. The bard kicks me in the groin, dealing 2 damage, and I died from the ensuing save against death. The moral: don't trust bards
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1 ReplyI punch him... "You can't just punch everything" they said I said, I. Punch. Him. *rolls dice* "2"