Yarrrr to ye all Guardians! Now that the plague has revelaed itself, tis time to reveal myself! I be Peg leg Dreg, the most infamous Fallen Dreg Pirate the other side of The Wall! As ye've seen, me and me crew have been busy abusing this technological plague ter make ourselves into the new machine gods! Who needs yer Great Machine when we can be one ourselves?
Anyway, I'm ere to answer all yer questions like, so if yer have anything you want ter relay ter me, now be the time to do so!
[spoiler]Okay, I don't think I can keep up the fake pirate lingo for long. So here's the thing: every now and again when something like a new DLC happens I change my name to a made up character that's from the DLC and allow people to ask that character questions. Sometimes it works out, sometimes not. Mostly I just do these for fun though I can see why some may dislike them. I can't garantee I will answer every question but I will do as many as I can. And keep in mind [b]this is just for fun:[/b] I know about as much of the DLC as you do.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyIs pegging an Olympic sport with your sort?
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LELLLLL
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Brilliant
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I knew that joke would be realized one day.
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Do your timbers shiver in all that snow?
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1 ReplyWould you or would you not [spoiler]hold the door?[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesWhat will you do with the drunken dreg?
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Can you poop?
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I really love stuff like this. It's such a nice change of pace from all the whiney children and salt. These types of post are why I still come to the forums. ——Hard-Light-4-Life————————
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2 Replies*Greg the peg-legged dreg
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3 RepliesDear peg leg dreg Why the hate for earth and the guardians? What did they do to you? Since you made yourself handicap, do you still get handicap benefits? Also, will you be running the quarterly destiny run? Also, please dont get drunk again and cause a scene at the destiny guardians and all holiday party, the baby ghost still have nightmares of when you got naked and sang its raining men.
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You're gonna die on the exact day of September 20th 2p16
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1 ReplyThanks for thar like whoever liked this! May ye not die immedialty to my huge death walker!
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Is your real name shamus
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Hello fellow dreg
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Said "myself" instead of "me'self" pirate charade immediately lost... You have failed sir
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5 RepliesIs Randal the Vandal actually your Pirate Captain
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Properly belly laughed in the office.
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Christ, the reveal was yesterday! We already have SIVA posts?
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Dance the jig, and celebrate yer, er... Piracy!
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Edited by TheIntersect: 6/10/2016 2:35:08 PMWell that didn't take long.
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Goddammit. I guess it was only a matter of time. :p
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1 ReplyCan you tell us were you hid your booty?
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2 RepliesCan I be a pirate to? ;_; *holds out my pirate hat and replaces my click with my new hat
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1 ReplyYou shouldnt feel the need for that spoiler. If people dont get you're joking they're idiots, if people want to hate on you for joking around they're assholes, if assholes want to comment about how annoying the thread they're reading and commenting on is then they're pathetic Do you and don't worry about the lifesucking trolls
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1 ReplyOoo ar, Jim lad! Hahaha! Tis hearty tuh find a fellow pirate upon these shores, aye t'is, yer scoundrel. Let me join yer band o' cutthroats an' I wager we could rule em all! Haha! What d'ya say, me ol' mate???