[i]"Hello, this is Cayde-6 of the Vanguard. I realize this is an abuse of the Tower P.A., but whoever took my pizza, I will find you. And you'll wear a sign that says you stole... Nevermind, nevermind! It's right here."[/i]

Get your pizza .... off my map

"I tried to talk them down. They made a grab for my pizza. After that it was a short conversation." —Ikora Rey

A FRIDGE. FROM THE PRISON OF ELDERS. THE ARCHON PIZZA IS STILL INSIDE!

"With his dying breath, the Traveler made ghosts... to open pizza."~ Eris Morn "Oh, the pizzas are here! Take 'em out!"~ Cayde-6 "I can't believe the Cabal left the core intact. I thought they... Oh, pizza. It's covered in pizza."~ Ghost "Cayde ran through the Crucible like it was a pizza... sly bastard."~ Lord Shaxx "Package for pizza. What's pizza?"~ Postmaster (For y'all that don't know. "Package for Xur. What's Xur?") "Infection! Give your pizza to me!"~ Oryx "Cayde! You landed a guardian on the Dreadnought without pizza?!" "Oh, right. Can we have pizza?"~Commander Zavala and Cayde-6 "You know, when the Cabal go to war, they are kicked out of the empire. Yep. Pizza is the only way they can go home."~ Cayde-6 "[b]PIZZA WITH STUFFED CRUST[/b], hungers for your Light."~ Variks "Is that what pizza smells like, Guardian?!"~ Lord Shaxx "Heeeeeeey, there Banshee!" "Whaddya want, Cayde?" "Just checking on that thing I asked you to do." "I told you, my smuggling days are over-" "No no shh no not that! The other thing-" "What other thing?" "The custom pizza! For-" "Oh right. Right. Course I'm doing that." "Yeah? How's it looking?" "Did all the design myself. So it's looking good." "Is that... a meatlover's deluxe?" "Yep."~ Ace of Spades grimoire (Hunters will get it.) "A single word is etched onto the inside of the weapon's casing: [i]'Pizza'[/i]"~ No Time To Explain "... is when pizza becomes an afterthought"~ First Curse "It's not a holdout weapon. It's a pizza"~ Fourth Horseman "You can't shake the feeling that this is less a weapon than a pizza"~ Pocket Infinity "I am a marvel with ten thousand pizzas"~ Dreg's Promise "This weapon is full of pizza"~ Super Good Advice [spoiler]I'm having too much fun with this. I will edit the list when I think of more.[/spoiler]

Eat pizza, yes? Or, you die.

...a pizza within the weapon's mechanism, suggesting that the delivery process somehow binds cheese and pepperoni into...

[b][i]Taniks has no pizza, Kneels before no pepperoni Owes allegiance to no fast food He is a pizza delivery man... And very good at what he does I have been tracking him since pizza was delivered,yes? Now he works for dominos... But not for long...[/i][/b] [b][i]Story is the fallen raided papa johns Got a large custom meat lovers pizza The delivery mans bounty is high so we know it's delicious We need to hunt this thing down before they eat all of it Omnigul is the last of crotas pizza delivery service She is the architect of her masters slice She will spawn thousands of pizzas to feed her masters will As long as she lives the threat of pizzas return will haunt us forever Track her down and eat every slice that stands in your way The vex still mourn the loss of the nexus pizza But for the vex pizza is relative In one moment a slice is lost But in the next it is reborn When a powerful part of Pizza Hut is lost the restorative slice is summoned It has begun creating a delivery service through time A delivery service that if not destroyed will see the nexus pizza reborn [/i][/b]

FINGERTIPS ON THE SURFACE OF MY PIZZA

I am merely a [i]Pizza[/i] collector for the nine XD ~xur 🍕