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Edited by Snow:
4/30/2016 2:50:50 AM
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Your asshole friend steals your phone, runs away and disables it
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1 Reply<Busy on Test <Phone is stolen <Ohshit.jpg <Friend drops it locked <Goddammit.avi <Finds friend at his home <Grabs Phone and shoves it down throat <BDSM.png <Unlock phone since time limit runs out <Success.jpg
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Disable my friends asshole.
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-blam!- his shit UP
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1 ReplyDisable him in return
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Put his head on a pike
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Tell him to keep the phone, but I'd follow him home and assassinate him.
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I would just take it back and beat him for the duration when my phone is disabled
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Just do the same thing to him.
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Live without my phone for 15 minutes. Oh wait my phone doesnt have passwords or a touch screen
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Knock him out, take his phone and disable it too
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1 ReplyWow a whole minute what will I ever do .
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6 RepliesBuy a real phone not made by a fruit company
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Give him payback in kind
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I dont have friends
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Punch him in the gut
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Wait for it to time out and unlock it. If it just so happens to delete my stuff, I'll delete his life.
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Do the same to him.
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2 RepliesShove her phone so far down her throat she'll be burping ringtones. (•-• )
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Disable his legs.
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It's actually happened to me before, and I just silently waited for the perfect time to strike, then did the same thing to him.
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Detonate the semtex inside the phone, blowing his hand to pieces.
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Eat him.
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If my best friend did this we'd just laugh lol
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Skin him
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2 RepliesChase him down and kick his ass.
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Jokes on you, I'm too selective with my friends to ever befriend someone so immature that they would actually do something like that.
